Hi

Pls get in my pocket

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

banned from the laundromat for “washing me and my clothes”

im screeaming out of my ears

act a fool girls

I didn’t even press play and I knew this was gonna be good! 😂😂

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

ok but i bought these bread slippers off hazylines.com what does this mean ?

it means you don’t have friends !!!!!!!! 

Two Truths and a Loki Lie

Happy birthday dad

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

too much

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

BEST ADOPTED MUM

FUCK I’m so into girls

UPDATE I’M STILL INTO GIRLS HOLY SHIT

ANOTHER UPDATE Y’ALL WILL NOT B E L I E V E THIS

sign her now 

I’m so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.

I’m fucking sobbing. Aragorn looks like he’s fighting off a bee before he swoops in to tackle someone. Legolas punching the air like he’s celebrating too early. The dude who’s creeping after Gimli like he’s gonna be an easy target and Gimli charging like a battering ram to crush his kneecaps. Gandalf serenely ignoring all this.

Apparently John Rhys-Davies aka Gimli did not fuck around with that poncy “not hitting the stunt men” shite..so that poor bastard probably did get speared by an armoured dwarf…

i feel this is very important

Quick reminder that John Rhys Davis is a giant as well

Why would you do this to my eyes?