The Legend of Zelda games in a nutshell
Legend of Zelda: Small child saves the world with the help of various senior citizens.
Adventure of Link: Small child turns 16. Shit happens.
A Link to the Past: Small child watches his uncle die in front of him. (He gets better.)
Link's Awakening: Small child be trippin' balls.
Ocarina of Time: Small child fucks up the timeline.
Majora's Mask: Small child fights the moon.
Oracle of Seasons: Small child saves red lady.
Oracle of Ages: Small child saves blue lady.
Four Swords: Four small children beat up a giant eyeball.
Wind Waker: Small child has the worst birthday ever.
Four Swords Adventures: Four small children beat up a giant eyeball (also Ganon).
Minish Cap: Small child becomes even smaller.
Twilight Princess: Small child leaves the farm to achieve his dream of becoming a werewolf.
Phantom Hourglass: Small child teaches manchild the meaning of friendship.
Spirit Tracks: Small child and small princess go for a ride on a choo choo train.
Skyward Sword: Small child and small goddess start all of this shit in the first place. Thanks a lot guys.
A Link Between Worlds: Small child gets a roommate. Shit happens.
Tri Force Heroes: Three small children play dress up.
BONUS - Hyrule Warriors: Small child gets a secret admirer. This doesn't end well.
BONUS - Link's Crossbow Training: Small child plays with dangerous projectile weapons.
Breath of the Wild: Small child wakes up alone, naked, and with an inescapable urge to set things on fire.
