jolting awake @ 3AM mood

Me OOC, after our warforged did *just* that.

you met god at a gas station at 3 am and he hated you

which Halsey song is this

Halsey’s lyrics tend to lean on more impressionistic imagery, and the narrative themes at least in Badlands tend to divorce themselves from a sense of time—in Halsey’s music, everything happens all at once, and it never happens, and events repeat themselves recursively.

“You met God at a gas station at 3am and he hated you” suggests a sequence of events that largely has no place in Halsey’s body of work.

These are Lana Del Rey lyrics.

this is my new favourite post on tumblr dot com

the novelty caves of the 1960′s

Swanky cave! 

Ah, the themed hotels of Tatooine.

some tinder bios never cease to impress me

Theresa May: “We’re having another election”

Most of the UK:

bisexuals without the bisexual bob haircut are vaild

Who’s Bisexual Bob

every time i see a license plate from another state

VANHA SUOLA JANOTTAA

“THIRSTING (FROM) SALT OF PAST”

Still longing after your old flame / previous lover.

Refers to how eating salt makes one thirsty.

meet the power rangers: zack taylor (played by ludi lin)

Traditional Georgian dancing.

date a man who

i cannot even imagine how fit these people are they could kick my ass they could kick muhammad ali’s ass

Let me show you the Aggression of my people… through dance.

If your dance doesn’t require knee pads and posing en pointe it isn’t worth doing.

@dadvans I feel like you can do Things with this

So the last time I reblogged this, someone reblogged from me with a comment along the lines of “wait till you see them with swords”. So I went to search it up, and… guys. GUYS.

There are actual sparks flying holy shit =O

this went big about halfway through holy shit

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels

Star Wars: The Fierce Awakens

Luke… I am…

SICKENING