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The New York Times, New York, January 3, 1897
History in a nutshell
“What do women think about women?
WE ASKED A MAN”
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*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.
cool-art-i-didnt-do
this is hilarious + its even funnier if u kno that eye of newt is probably mustard seed
hexglyphs
so who else was today years old when they learned that “eye of newt” is mustard seed and not the literal eye of a newt or am i just dumb
corvidanger
Theres even more beyond eye of newt
no wonder my potions never work the way they should
rosas-rifle
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He protec… BUT HE ALSO ATTAC
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Dracula it’s October and I’m leaving my window open for you. I’ll be waiting in my silk gown.
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if ur running a game for a bunch of theater kids who want to roll to seduce every monster and npc:
- if they successfully seduce an npc, have them say “meet me tonight.” they will definitely forget to do this.
- if they remember the meeting, have the npc drop their disguise. the pc is now alone and unarmored in a dark room with a demon. roll initiative.
STOP SAYING YOU WOULD TRY TO FUCK THE DEMON STOP BEING HORNY WHEN YOU PLAY DND
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tiktokarchive
this is what “shjfkgslkjhlkjsg” sounds like
rathsamt
@straightplus lmao
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A HEART OF GOLD
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She often looked at him with eyes full of wonder, with utter tenderness in her heart that she never knew she could evoke. All her life, she never would have thought she could love and be loved, when the only thing in her heart is herself, surrounded by fear, hatred and loneliness. She loves him. Undeniably, unmistakably, unequivocally.
This love, this man, her home, her heart.
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her mind
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i can’t handle this video like he looks so nervous about being a father but he’s trying his best and being so gentle with the little baby i’m lsjflsjflsjgahga
look at these cute pibble hippos oh my god
atribecalledkwes
This is all I see when I look at this @chick-fe-latio
OMFG YES😍😍😍
The Last of Usjuly 14th, 2013.
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my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:
The wife:
The mom:
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why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses