Big damn heroes, sir.

2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

Me irl

credit

What happens next will shock you.

i just want girls to know that its ok to hold girls hands n shit but its ALSO ok to want a girl to rail u so hard u forget ur name. nothin wrong with that

people are reblogging this with shit in the tags like “chill” and “you need jesus” and all i wanna say is yall can suck the fattest part of my ass im so tired of people acting like girls being attracted to girls is only ok if its cute and can be seen as platonic like the entire point of this post is people ignore the fact that there are sapphic girls that wanna fuck other girls! and that people keep acting like its gross and abnormal! stop acting like were nasty you shitheads!!!

Loooooooong

arrested for longitudinal crimes

There’s a fucking lynx in the room and the people in the background don’t seem to even care wtf?

The lynx itself didn’t even care about the people in the background lol

SWAT kicking down my meth lab door: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me (with cat ears on): oh nyoez!!! Sowwy mister gubbermemt ;‘3 I can haz weduced sentence fow compwiance? SWAT guy: *shoots me in the head*

don,t let the doorknob go up your ass on the way out

Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in door hinge

All Great Love Stories Ends In Tragedies.

“What’s the matter? You having trouble getting inside my head right now? Let me help you. You killed Borias. The man who could have changed everything for me, if only I had let him. You killed the father of my child.

You getting inside my head now?”

Red hot nickle ball dropped in glitter

x

The gay ritual has commenced

purification