• “Woah, when did you get that?”
• “Who did this to you?”
• “How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
• “You’re saying this was an accident?”
• “What a shiner!”
• “If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
• “I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
• “Does it hurt when I touch it?”
• “Let me kiss it better.”
• “If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
• “Another fight?”
• “What happened to your face?”
• “I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
• “Let’s get you to bed.”
• “Let’s get you to the hospital.”
• “Why are you so calm about this?”
• “You’re bleeding!”
• “What are friends for, ey?”
• “So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
• “You need to look where you’re going.”
• “I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
• “Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
• “Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
• “I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
• “You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
• “I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
• “How could you be so careless?”
• “I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
• “H-how many of them were there?”

Bi update: Still bi. Like, really bi. Almost too bi to function. I fell out of the bi tree and hit every bi branch on the way down. My biness can be seen from space.