SEND ME A BAD PICK-UP LINE
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“Are you a magician? When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.” “I’ve been feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.” “Can I get a picture of you? I want to show my parents what my spouse looks like.” “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.” “When God made you, he was showing off.” “Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” “What time do you have to go back to Heaven?” “Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.” “I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I’m looking for.” “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?” “I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.” “Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.” “Would you like to have breakfast in bed tomorrow?” “Are you a thief? I think you just stole my heart.” “If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” “Call life alert! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.” “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?” “I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?” “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” “Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.” “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.” “There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.” “On a scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.” “I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.” “Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.” “Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.” “There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.” “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” “Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie in my journal?” “I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?” “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off your feet.” “Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’ good.” “What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.” “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” “You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day long.”
“I’m so tired. Just snuggle with me.”
// slams fists on table
i want to be here
He just couldn’t resist, could he? She could always expect a warm welcome from him. No wonder she enjoyed spending so much time with him; he made her feel loved.
“Yeah, I know. Oh, do you know when yer goin’ up for a match? My team’s competing, too – I wonder if we’ll ever go up against each other.”
“Not until tomorrow,” He responds, lifting his hands to rest them behind his head, “But we’re all hanging out up here today anyway just to get a feel for the competition. That, and team RWBY fought earlier, so we didn’t wanna miss it. You think we might end up facing off?”
- “ You did great, Banana Bread. Sometimes I remember why I’m proud to be on your team. “ Teasing, Scarlet rests their arms gently around Sun’s neck. A hand runs up through the other’s hair, scratching slightly.
“Only sometimes?” He taunts in return, curling his tail around the two of them and tipping his head into his teammate’s touch, “Gee, thanks.”
“Sun, sweetie. When there’s no violent intent behind something, then you’re not truly trying your best. Now… wait a minute.” In an instant, he’s out of the room, the audible noise of a kettle having been boiled. He’d apparently already planned this, and he returned within the minute (after some rustling) with a tube of pain relief gel, and a mug of chamomile tea in the other.
Setting these two items down on the bedside table, he flashes Sun a warm grin, having done everything in his power to have made the blond feel a smidgeon better.
Shrugging, he purses his lips in a small pout as she sinks down against the bed, pulling the covers up halfway over his face. Apparently he’s content to be a big baby for the time being, and in the short span of time that Roman’s out of the room, he almost falls asleep.
Once he returns, however, Sun stirs to carefully push himself up into a sitting position, rolling one particularly sore shoulder and wrapping his tail around himself instinctively. “Mmh, you’re the best, you know that?” He smiles, reaching over to grab the fabric of his jacket and pull him closer as he leans up for a kiss.
Pyrrha blushed a bit as he pressed a kiss to her cheek. “Well… I’m sure you will perform marvelously, regardless. You always do.” She smirked, “And, in some instances, you do perform better with no clothes at all… but, hopefully, I’m the only person who gets to know that.”
Looking up from his scroll, he tilts his head to the side slightly as he listens to her speak, a lopsided grin tugging at his lips almost immediately. “Yeah, that’s the kind of performance that I save exclusively for you,” He adds with a laugh, approaching her once again and looping an arm around her waist to pull her close, pressing a firm kiss to her lips. “Do you have a match today?”
- Sliding their weapon away, Scarlet steals a kiss. “ We’ll see, Banana Breath. “ Scarlet’s trying not to let on they pulled something in their arm, so it’s hard to hold their weapon.
Contented by their kiss, Sun’s tail starts swaying a little behind him as he wraps an arm around his teammate’s waist to pull them closer. “You did really good out there, Scar.”
Run over to him, open arms. "Sun!" Jumps on him.
“Shori!” The blonde shouts in response, enveloping her in a tight hug, lifting her up off the ground and spinning around once before he sets her daintily back down and kisses her forehead. “Hey, babe!”
“Sun, I’ll make you some tea, get some pain relief gel… then you can rest easy, alright? You’ll be far better for it.”
Roman peers down at the faunus, giving his shoulder a supportive rub.
The faunus groans softly in response, rolling over to lay on his back so he can look up at Roman. “I didn’t think the first day would be so tough. It’s not like we haven’t been training and everything.”
“You wouldn’t be conscious to see the end of it.” Abs folded her arms herself and grinned proudly. “Me and my doubles partner are masters at it. We really end our fights with a bang…or a boom…in this case.”
Chuckling softly, the blonde shakes his head, sporting a smug grin. “You think so? I guess we’ll have to see about that--if we go up against each other, that is. I’m not gonna go easy on you.”
Pyrrha’s heart sank a bit. She had forgotten exactly how important they were to him - and what they had hidden. She stood up and walked over to Jaune’s clothes chest, removing a basic button-down uniform shirt. “Here, unbutton this and use it if you need to for right now. We’ll find your gauntlets.”
As she gets up, Sun lifts his gaze to watch her qith a curious stare, then quickly averts his eyes as if embarrassed. “I-I--I’m more concerned about the armor property of them, really, but... thanks.” Standing up off the bed, he steps closer to the redhead to kiss her cheek as he takes the shirt from her, then reaches for his scroll to text his partner. “Neptune probably has them. I don’t have a match until a little later in the day anyway, so I’ve got time to look for them.”
“–?!” Of course, she’s caught off-guard, and she nearly falls over; at least she catches herself before falling.
“Sun! Hey, how’ve you been? You likin’ the festival so far?”
Hopping off of her and sliding around to stand in front of her, the blonde flashes a wide grin as his tail sways excitedly behind him, clearly happy to see her.
“Good! Better now that I’m seein’ you again. And I love this--it’s so exciting. Lots of stuff to see, y’know?”
@ofthieveryandaddiction
“I’m soooo tired and sooore... Heeeeeelp.”
@yellowgauntlets
“Hey, there you are! I’ve been lookin’ all over for you.”