Happy Halloween from the Red Hat Extermination Co! Share your spooky and square costumes with us on Facebook!

Every time a Boxtroll goes free is a lick against justice.

There's no "I" in "team", and there's no "I" in "stooges". And that's important, because I like to think of us as a team of stooges.

Loyal apprentice themarquisofdorks writes: "Boxtroll extermination is a very important service that we all appreciate sans the Boxtroll sympathizers. Keep up the good work, gentlemen!"

Thank you, thank you! We receive your praise and adulation with a socially-acceptable level of both humility and pleasure.

Have YOU seen a Boxtroll? Submit your sightings here!

Watch in horror as this Boxtroll viciously tries to attack and take down one of our fair city’s lampposts!

Yogieville reports: "They said to think “out” of the box, but I just can’t stop thinking “in” the box."

Well, good! In Cheesebridge, everyone has a box that the belong in. We all have to stay in our prescribed boxes and never leave them or change in any way. How else will the order of society be maintained, I ask you?!

Have YOU spotted a Boxtroll? Submit your sightings here!

Thank you Liam for submitting this portrait! Here's what Liam had to say:

"This odd-looking Boxtroll was spotted in Cheesebridge- sketched so that people may look out for it in the public domain."

We salute your forthrightness as we salute your artistic skills, Liam! Thank you for helping keep the streets of Cheesebridge safe!

Snatcher: Keeping the streets safe, one ominous curfew message at a time.

Don’t worry, citizens! We won’t let the Boxtrolls’ reign of terror rain from the skies!

Those terrible Boxtrolls! I bet they caused that baby to laugh and smile against his own will!

The Trubshaw Lullaby

Hooray! The talented and beautiful Madame Frou Frou just released the official lyrics to her famous “Trubshaw Lullaby”! Ten years ago a plot was hatched, Where evil was with cunning matched. Whoever left their doors unlatched, Would find their infant children snatched by Boxtrolls. Ooh, no, Box-trolls! Trubshaw Senior loved his kid The same as regular fathers did. If you don’t want to share his plight, Make sure that you are locked up tight from Boxtrolls. For this night baby’s dad Trubshaw Quite forgot to lock the door. And as soon as he began to snore, The Boxtrolls came in to withdraw. Poor baby! Those vile Boxtrolls! So lock your windows, bolt your doors, Or Boxtrolls with their creepy claws Will take your children in their paws And drag them down to feed their jaws, Boxtrolls! Mr. Trubshaw went quite wild When he found out he’d lost his child. He did what any dad would do. He ran off swiftly to pursue those Boxtrolls! “Help help help me, please, won’t you?” But the Boxtrolls did what Boxtrolls do. They snatched him up and began to chew, Until there was no residue of Trubshaws. They pulled him down into their nest, Hardly pausing to digest. They left his bones but ate the rest. Never be a dinner guest of Boxtrolls. Oh, those Boxtrolls! So that’s the story of the Trubshaw Kid. Don’t do what Father Trubshaw did. If you see Boxtrolls don’t placate them, Catch them and exterminate the Boxtrolls! Kill those Boxtrolls! Kill those Boxtrolls! Kill those Boxtrolls!

Talented Cheesebridge citizen Jessica submitted this little lady to our tip line.

Thank you for reporting this poor child to us, Jessica! We've taken her into custody for immediate de-Boxtrollification lessons!

Stay vigilant, friends, and please report any and all sightings of this troll to us immediately!

A warning to all future Red Hats: Snatcher takes bad news badly. Very, very badly.

Look out! That Boxtroll is clearly armed and ready to plunger! #PlungerPeril

The liberal Cheesebridge media finally gets it right by labeling #TheBoxtrolls what they are: “Boxy Suspects” and “Verminous Perps”!