Madness in its best form

He would do numbers today

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Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

does 1 (one) task and i’m done for the rest of the day. productivity complete. life won. ignoring the twenty other tasks i need to do. got 99 problems and i’m ignoring them all.

I am now contemplating a social media au where it's people talking about how problematic Bruce was for calling Dick his "ward" and referring to the later kids as his adopted children and Dick has to go on Twitter like, "listen, I was eight and the word ward was so much cooler than any other option, you gotta stop dragging my dad like this, he already gets so much shit for the other decisions tiny child me made affecting the rest of his life," and people think he means stuff like the time Brucie accidentally called a chandelier a "7-pointer" because of Dickie's insane scoring system for how much fun it would be to climb on and it became a meme, but actually Dick means Batman accidentally calling it the Batmobile in front of the GCPD because Dickie thought it sounded cool, and now he's committed to it for life.

frogy

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5/X

Life hack: if you can't find canon blorbo-stabbing, homemade is fine

remember in School of Rock where the black girl was afraid to say she wanted to be a singer because she was fat and didn’t want to get laughed at but Dewey was all “who gives a shit, I’m fat too and so is aretha franklin but we’re still valuable and we rock” and then the girl felt better without having to be told that beauty comes in all sizes or some other bullshit. thats the kind of body positivity I’m looking for. tell these babies that they’re worth a damn without tying it to any other arbitrary ideals

Also like. when she asks him why he isn’t on a diet. and you just know she has heard this dumb “tip” a million times before (“just go on a diet!” “if you really apply yourself you can easily use x amount of weight!” “you just don’t want it enough!”)

& Dewey just

there’s nothing wrong! with liking food! and being hungry! you don’t need to starve yourself to fit into some bs aesthetic! eat food!

Also that he cited a fat black woman singer specifically as it was the black girl who asked. gave her a direct representation of someone just like herself instead of citing anyone else

Sorry English, but Finnish has you beat when it comes to the common name of otocyon megalotis, or the "bat-eared fox." It's "korvakoira." Ear dog.

look at this and tell me this isn't an ear dog

dog, why are you so ears

tumblr-poll designed dog

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything