let's get this bread

dumb lol

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Dungeon Meshi is sO good

the dunmeshi party if i were to be the lord of the dungeon.. just a glimpse into my dark reality..

Good Omens 2 feels like fanfiction not because of its contents but because the author is here on tumblr posting things like "hehe not sorry >:)" and getting hate anons

[ID: White text the reads, “Dear July, be kind.” Behind it is a fluffy white cat sleeping contentedly amongst grass and clover. /end ID]

My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.

You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.

You don’t know that

lets mcfreakin lose it

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

i am so glad u both asked it’s bc ppl who have sheith blacklisted are the most annoying ppl on this website so i hoped if i tagged this with sheith you wouldn’t interact with my post and yet here we are

it’s wild to me that the venn diagram of ppl who are still mad about voltron ships in 2023 and people who can’t not reblog a chicken post from five years ago is a circle on this website

Every john wick character: How can you possibly justify all the people you've allowed to die for you. By any imaginable ethical standard, shouldn't you have let yourself get shot like 3 movies ago

John Wick:

Every john wick character: Well, that's true. You are hot and charismatic with soulful eyes. You've got me there.

That de-escalated quickly

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

sunrise

Guys could you please take care of him for a bit