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gothicprep

people who prefer other platforms have been dumping on facebook for abt a decade now (rightfully so) and while i agree, i miss old facebook and how people would mainly post personal blurbs there instead of jst endlessly sharing other people’s content. in like 2012 or something, i remember some girl a few classes behind me posted a status that said something to the effect of “watching cars 2… tired of all the fake bitches…” and I’m never going to forget it for the rest of my life bc of the implication that lightning mcqueen is a fake bitch. which he is, actually. pass it on.

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weavemama

can u imagine being one of the best humanitarians out there just to have headlines talk about your pregnancy instead of the work you put in with trying to help genocide/rape victims…..

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tchaikovsgay

IMLO (in my lesbian opinion) arguing that there’s no way to “dress gay” isn’t really that progressive. Literally almost every gay person I know does something outwardly gay with their appearance because it’s 1. empowering and 2. a really good way to meet other gay people! I get wanting to ~fight stereotypes~ but there’s a big difference between stereotypes like “gay men are predators” and “lesbians love flannel”

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marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.

This post didn’t age well lol you couldn’t pay me to kiss that crusty bitch

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i love telling ppl i plan to marry rich and it’s not shallow bc i’m a lesbian so any way i get married is still iconic and revolutionary

us gays and trans ppl get 500 years of trope free passes where we can do anything and tell any story that is trite and boring with straight cis people. every single chick flick, romcom, and action movie in existence can be rewritten featuring us and it’ll be an instant classic, oscar winner, nobel peace prize nominee, that’s just the rules

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Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt

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anyone who thinks that england or canada or whatever other country is like a million times better than the U.S. has like the dumbest fuckin buzzfeed knowledge of the world

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Someone: I’m starving and I’m dying in the hospital and I just need $100 more dollars to save my life.

Tumblr users:

Someone: I’ve never made a show in my life and I might be 15 years old, but I plan to make an animated sitcom about a sapiosexual prison guard whose best friend is a stupidsexual bank robber. I plan to make 600 episodes.

Tumblr users: Hello. Please take my parent’s millions.

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