FUCKING HELL

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

How about: I’m Not Religious, I’m Only Trying to Invent Scientific Words with Parts of Dead Languages

I’m Not a Priest, I Just Need to Know Various Methods of Exorcism

You’re forgetting the ever amazing I’m Not A Drug Addict I Just Need To Know How Much Heroin Costs and What Will Happen To Me If I Take It

#wow all these new fob song titles are cool (via wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels)

WEH

Big Fluffy Cat is Obsessed With Snow. [video]

??? ?????

[video]

rebornica

me tbh

jearmin florist/tattoo artist au (because of this post)

Jean works in his mother’s flower shop and one day that cute guy with blond hair opens a tattoo studio right across the street

鎖のめんどくさくない描き方

*friend doesn’t reply* *panics*

*friend replies* *panics*

*doesn’t talk to friend* *panics*

*talks too much to friend* *panics*

Are those the knight bloggers?

An older Dipper design. Bill is coming soon.

bless games with sneak