Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
What's your fave sort of bird? Except ducks
I can't pick ducks? Boo. No but seriously, friend, I'm actually a big fan of birds of prey. Owls in particular. To be honest, I don't particularly like ducks.
Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.
BRING IT ON
i like ur dumb face bye
AWWW yeah
Cold and rainy fall mornings make for a happy duckling.
I feel like I would be so much happier single.
Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass
Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor
I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…
“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”
oh my god he’s so into it
metal
I'm decent looking but I snort when I laugh: a memoir.
For some reason I want to write for a character that speaks exclusively in song lyrics and I just????
A ghost who likes to hold things.
8 page 4x5 mini zine.
dont ask me about my sexuality youre not gonna get a straight answer
William Faulkner, The Sound and the Fury
Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
Holy hell you guys, this is like all of our advice combined.