The lady laughed at her turn and shook her head before just answering his question after sipping her ale. 

" Well one has to follow their friend. " She then looked at Thorin and the rest of the company. " Let’s say I have a personal motive. " She looked back at Bilbo in the eyes. " Besides, I’d rather go on an adventure than staying there inactive and only cooking. I easily get bored. "

He nodded. In a sense, he could understand it. He spent his days inactive, in his garden, cooking for himself. Bilbo met her eyes again.

"Is that something good enough to risk your life?" He asked her. "A friend? Even a possible one?"

My OTP makes me go from “Oh my God, they are so cute" to "SLAM THAT BITCH AGAINST A WALL AND FUCK HIM UNTIL HE BEGS FOR MERCY”

THE BOTFA TEASER IS TOMORROW.

Thinya could understand that having dwarves in a peaceful house wouldn’t be such an opportunity to rest. The lady thought that she could come closer and be nice to the owner of that house that Gandalf picked.

She looked at the hobbit in the eyes and gave him a shy smile. ” I’m sorry if we importunate you. I will try to tell them to keep it low.. “

Bilbo looked up when he was approached, and gave the lady dwarf a sober smile and a breathy laugh.

"I doubt there's anything you can do about their level of noise. No, it's alright. Just as long as they don't throw plates around again." He smiled a little at that. "If you don't mind me asking, how did you get wrapped up in all of this?"

Every shipper (via biatch-with-wifi)

"Non-fiction." She answered promptly, "Sherlock would never let me live it down if I tried to learn about the craft from fiction." Johanna shook her head, "No, definitely non-fiction. Both are hobby and profession for me, so I need more instruction than entertainment."

He nodded. "Then both will be in the non-fiction section. It's a bit of a jumble, I'm afraid. Ori's trying out a new organization system for the books. Medical books should be near the front of the section, detectives should be around the heart. If you need any help sorting through it, don't hesitate to ask." Bilbo smiled at the woman and went back to work.

-open-

"Morning." Johanna’s British accent is somewhat clipped, the woman clearly exhausted despite the chipper smile she tries to force onto her lips. "I was wondering if you could point me to medical books or," she sighed, "ones relating to detectives and deduction."

Bilbo smiled and nodded. "We have both actually, just got some in recently." He said. "The medical books are down in the non-fiction section. And were you looking for fictional detectives or non-fictional detectives?"

If I ever post a starter, and it’s tagged ‘open rp’ you are allowed to respond to it. I don’t care if you’ve never spoken to me before. I don’t care if you’ve just followed me. I don’t care if you somehow find it when you’re not following me. I don’t care if anyone else is tagged in it. If ‘open rp’ is included in the tags, you are allowed - and wholeheartedly encouraged - to respond to it. That is all.

Male/Female ships are not worthless or unimportant.

Male/Female ships are not worthless or unimportant.

Male/Female ships are not worthless or unimportant.

MALE/FEMALE SHIPS ARE NOT WORTHLESS OR UNIMPORTANT!

"A hobbit, all the way out here? Why aren’t you at the Shire?" Calliope was bewildered by the strange sighting of a hobbit so far from home. Burglar

Bilbo glanced up at the woman, considering her words. "It seems that when the road takes you, it's difficult to stay in one place." He had a small smile on his lips.

That awkward moment when you argue with your characters.

Dear muns who play the same muse as me,

          You’re very cool (and you have good taste in muses), and if you want to, we should totally be friends. None of this silly jealousy stuff, come love me. Add me on skype, talk headcanons with me, do crack with me. There’s no reason not to be pals, you’re awesome.

                                                                    Love Always, me.