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Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha

*buys the bloodborne artbook only to read it like a fashion magazine*

She took the chaos zweihander in the divorce

Dude what? She tied you to the kitchen chair? Broke your throne & cut your hair? From your lips she drew the..? Broooo

gay people meeting up for brunch look like this

Robert Pattinson in Bel Ami (2012) / The Lighthouse (2019)

Robert Pattinson in Twilight (2008)

what’s that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike why is it popular they’re ugly

teenage mutant ninja turtles

the beatles

Mt. Rushmore

therapist: the semihemidemisemiquaver isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

the semihemidemisemiquaver:

Can someone who speaks sheet music translate for me?

fast

Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

'how kafkaesque' i say waiting in line at the taco bell. you think im talking about the alienating bureaucracy of waiting in a single file line for food premade in another state but actually im talking about the dead cockroach in the corner

family gatherings are great because everyones like "why is your hair so short" and im like i literally dont respect any of you

i cant breathe 

They were serious about it too imsksjdbfjsks

Quran High School Host Club

you might have a “medical degree” but i roleplayed as a medicine cat on a warrior cats forum in middle school so who’s more qualified here

Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet