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[Person 1: WALL-E and EVE are both nonbinary.

Person 2: What are you talking about? Keep your... Liberal politics out of my kid’s movie. WALL-E’s a boy and EVE is a girl.

Person 1: But they’re... they’re robots. They don’t have genitals.

Person 2: Yeah but like WALL-E is square and does construction and EVE is like feminine and sexy looking.

Person 1: So, gender is a matter of presentation and expression, not a matter of biology.

Person 2: No! Gender’s just about your genitals.

Person 1: Then, WALL-E’s nonbinary. He doesn’t have genitals.

Person 2: No, WALL-E’s a boy.

Person 1: Then gender is a matter of expression an-

Person 2: No! Gender is just biological!

Person 1: Then WALL-E doesn’t have a gender

Person 2: No! He’s a boy robot!

Person 1: Look I don’t have anything going on. I can do this all day.]

OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it 

King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:

Unstoppable object meets immovable force

Thank you clam man

Reblog the encouraging clam man to boost someone’s motivation. You know you wanna.

encouraging clam man is always there for me in my time of need. may he be there in yours as well.

wait so avatar kyoshi lived to be 230 yrs old but the bitch before her died at age 33????? imagine their meetings in the spirit world like

avatar kuruk: i am so glad that you finally sought my wisdom and guid-

avatar kyoshi:

This is another meme I would love to show to someone from exactly one year ago and see what they think is going on in

“ It’s armor. On a woman. It doesn’t have to look feminine.”

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

game devs take note

What a weird impulse. Why would you need it to look feminine? Or masculine? It’s armor to protect your body from death. Not dying should be gender neutral.

Not dying should be gender neutral

NOT DYING SHOULD BE GENDER NEUTRAL

What is the heterosexual explanation for this???

None they’re gay

Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this

Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced

Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico

Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA

Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan

There are only 5 million people in Norway

And apparently they are having an AMAZING time.

Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

It’s 2020 and I’ve reconsidered my stance on being abducted by the fae

Do u ever think about how dogs, who have 2 colour receptors, see an apple as grayish yellow, while humans have 3 and see it as red, and mantis shrimp have 12, and see it another monstrous colour altogether?

How none of us are necessarily correct, and the apple itself, is not really any colour, it’s just a fruit minding its own goddamn business??

Fucking fascinating

We don’t know how ANYTHING TASTES, SOUNDS, LOOKS, FEELS, OR SMELLS

If you think about it just a bit too much like I did, you’ll reach the conclusion that nothing really tastes, sounds, looks, feels or smells. It’s just your brain’s interpretation of chemical composition, vibrations, the way things reflect light, more vibrations and chemical composition again

Reality can’t be proven to exist outside of our ability to perceive it through our senses but our senses can’t be trusted so basically nothing is real do what you want

Today on Tumblr Accidentally Recapitulates Wittgenstein’s Theory of Experiential Epistomology

Tfw you shitpost so hard you accidentally write a beautiful summary of the defining breakthrough of 20th century philosophy.

when you shitpost so hard you become a presocratic

@blood-and-pepper

I'm just saying, if Aang were alive today, he'd be one of those people who had a tiny metal Razor scooter and he'd go to the skate park and do some surprisingly good tricks on it

I like that this post implies that Aang is a historical figure rather than a fictional character. 

Oh my god today one of the customers gave me fish again

I feel like I’ve missed some context here.

I work in a coastal town. A couple of years ago one customer was buying some salad and said it was to go with the fish he just caught, and I said “wow, I don’t think I’ve ever had fish that fresh before”. He promised to catch me one and a few months later came in with a whole ass fish he had caught for me.

A couple months ago a different customer was talking about how he and his daughter were going to have fish they had caught for dinner and I told him the story about the first guy. He ALSO promised to bring me some, and a week later gave me a fillet of parrot fish he had caught earlier that day.

Tonight he came in and specifically asked for me, and when I showed up he had another WHOLE ASS FISH that he had scaled and gutted to give to me. I told him he really didn’t have to do that (and thanked him like 10 times) and he insisted he had had extra and had eaten enough fish to be sick of it anyway.

Customers just give me fresh caught fish now I guess it’s wild

What the fuck, Nicola

WHAT I DIDN’T (TECHNICALLY) ASK FOR THIS

my boyfriend is now concerned that fisherman are trying to court me

If it is a comfrt to your boyfriend, this is not courtship behavior but the natural generousity of people who have stumbled into an abundance of something and want to share their good fortune/they’re really sick of eating it.

Inland, this is the same instinct that drives people to leave bags of Zucchini on thier neighbor’s doorsteps starting in mid-july.

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

Yeet the geese

I’ve been reading the replies to this so here’s an update!

Actually, I have picked up a swan by just, slotting in under my arm; once their wings are held in place they just sorta hiss a bit and accept their fate. It’s how wildlife centres and rspca deal with them. They just use swan-bags, I’M NOT kidding, that completely neutralizes them. LOOK AT ALL THESE DEMONIC BULLIES BEING DEFEATED BY BEING CHIHUAHUA-HANDBBAGGED.

In fairness, in MY CASE, this was a juvenile male, but old enough that the dad had evicted it from the lake. He was in my way, hissing and refusing to move; and if you hiss at me, that’s a challenge, baby!

Most birds will accept their date once you have their wings (geese will, in my experience, chill once you have them under an arm too, I pick them up like that). They transport peafowl in sacks like that too:

This post is a journey

bird straitjackets