“Remember us remembered that we once lived.”

 - Emet Selch

Thanks to @gurren-logann for the music box rendition of neath dark waters

A bite for me, wanna try Enjoy…. you’re very welcome little monkey.

here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash

Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*

the Twitch chat in my brain : 

can't afford rent in limgrave so i'm moving to caelid. how bad can it be

please don't scroll past

hey guys, i really hate to have to do this but basically my new place is becoming infected by the scarlet rot and i can't get my landlord to fix it because he is also infected by the scarlet rot. i often can't make it to my job on time because my unit's parking lot has become a skirmish spot between dog abominations and radahns men so my income is very sporadic. i really need to get this fixed ASAP and any help would be appreciated. thank you so much!!

v*nmo: tarni$$d265

p*ypal: lowlytarnished@rayalucaria.edu

it's a terrible corruption that's sweeping the land and my landlord is mouldering

you idiots keep falling for scams. like this asshole is apparently so poor but can afford the tuition at raya lucaria? 40k runes a semester PLUS a glintstone key if you're out of state. you just fucking know he's acting like his lakefront apartment in historic Caelid is totally slumming it while he hits up the Radahn festival every weekend and pours his pocket change into the crystal mines.

sorry for staying on the grind and getting a higher education i guess?. anyway followers i need additional funds to help my dog lucky he's the love of my life and is sooo sick

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

I’m obsessed with that one boss in shb that’s just a talos with buckets

I want to be his friend

We were together. I forget the rest.

source: annalaura_art

dinner

Style 10:

@uncle-scavenger @k-huckabee3 @medic981 @dadpat--tactual

@uncle-cazador

@fairmaidnelly

Artist removes 1 inch off the peak of England’s highest mountain; Brits want their inch back.

I love art

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

what r they going to do just glue it back on

It being Britain makes it a million times funnier… oh no something you care about was stolen and put in a foreign museum and now they won’t give it back?! how terrible

its not even a foreign country its in london