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A Sarcastic View of Everything

@oldjoe-mcguffan / oldjoe-mcguffan.tumblr.com

Did you here about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? . . . . . . . . . He was a small medium at large! . . . . . . . . . Yeah, it's that kind of blog.
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boltgsr

IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION

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he cannot die. Unstoppable

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brondeef

Bad dog. Out you go

The Dog Will Stay

Too bad.

the dog stays

WRONG

Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.

THE DOG GOES.

The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn. 

THE DOG STAYS

Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.

The dog goes. 

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legionoftuna

Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.

THE DOG. STAYS.

I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle

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THE DOG GOES

THE DOG STAYS

the last time i saw this, it was only half as long

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ailuruckus

IS THAT SO?

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rhitahtyn

Well I hope y’all happy. You guys took so long he fucking died

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azifafel

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

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introducing golf 2

this time you gotta fight an alligator

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neilnevins

Imprisoned for his crimes

He has been contained

But for how long

You goddamn fools. Look at his face. We haven’t stopped him. He’s exactly where he wants to be. He’s playing us and we’re falling for it.

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Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere

Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance we just saw everything turn grey. We saw it come closer and closer and come to find out it was rain! It was just a wall of rain - the end of the rain, really. I’ve never seen it again, but it’s so cool to see footage of the edge of rain!

I saw this while I was in Jamaica I was so confused

jay-escobar

I wanna witness this one day

i was at the beach during a mild hurricane and the rain kept coming in waves over the ocean, so there’d be a dry break and you could watch the next sheet of rain come towards you

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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

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maryburgers

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

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secondlina

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

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cinnappo

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

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danikimiko

:(

Reblogging cause it’s an adorable fish

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crollalanzaa

Reblogged this last week, then fell over as I was helping someone on a bus (and my ribs are still blooming painful!)

But …

I did get the part in the show I wanted so … reblog!

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Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

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wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

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