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that's gross

@loveshrine / loveshrine.tumblr.com

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I just became a five star US army general and I decide what they're allowed to put in superhero movies. Im going to tell them to put catgirls and femboys and full frontal t4t sex in every marvel property or no more planes no more hangar shots no more air force extras and drone strike to your house immediately. Do it now. Hangs up phone and returns to mylist of orphanages in the levant that haven't been exploded yet. Gestures to Nubile young army private who begins sucking me off. Lights cigar. The cigar is poisoned. I die. My penis is poisoned. The private dies. The catboy femgirl orgy in Captain america IV is deleted and replaced with a side plot implying that the communist party of China is somehow responsible for the growing popularity of gender-bending cartoon pornography in the west. The resulting culture war claims millions of lives

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God i love this image

happy tdov

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