I’m playing the One Piece open world RPG on my game streams and I set up an alert for when a character talks about their dead mom. It plays a really loud siren noise too that the chat has told me always frightens them. 

My favorite thing about making a cartoon show is I can chase any idea I have down any rabbit hole I want and that just involves me drawing a shitty office trailer that’s slowly tipping over because it’s aimlessly floating in a dark void between realities. 

Find out what else is going wrong on Friday at like 7-ish Eastern. 

Anybody up for some gyros? Join us tonight at 7-ish Eastern for the continuation of The Gyro Meat Arc of our stupid cartoon show and to watch me play Elden Ring. Follow now so you don’t miss it! http://www.twitch.tv/samu3lk/

Dirtbag Twist on an old classic

Update

Some of my old friends I haven’t talked to in years have been liking my posts on here so here’s an update about what I’ve been doing since I left Tumblr: 

- Had about 3-4 serious mental breakdowns, finally started meds and therapy and am doing better. Stopped smoking cigarettes nearly 8 years ago, stopped drinking 2 years ago. Before you congratulate me, I also started smoking a lot of weed after I quit drinking, but I’m not nearly as much of a mess as I was. That’s progress!

- Stopped saying insane shit like “I’m straight but also half the people I’ve dated have been male,” and “I don’t like men THAT WAY but I just kinda like dick??” and just bit the bullet and came out as bisexual after realizing that’s an option.

- Got a cool dog named Needles the Dog. He’s a Labradoodle and looks kinda like if somebody bleached Grover. He’s my best friend and we’re thick as thieves and we share almost everything. He’s the funniest person I’ve ever met.

- Stopped doing Let’s Plays and started with Gamer Streams, Thought it’d be funny to ironically become a VTuber to make fun of it and then accidentally EARNESTLY became a VTuber because making my own cartoon show ended up being fun. http://www.twitch.tv/samu3lk/ is the web site where I do that.

- I got blocked by Jon Taffer from Paramount’s reality TV show Bar Rescue because I kept @’ing him on Twitter saying that he looked like a Goombah from the Mario movie and looked like he smelled like Bengay, cigar smoke, and wet chafed skin or what’d happen if you smoked a menthol cigarette wrapped in a Kraft Single.

- Moved back in with my mom because of my mental health problems and her struggles with arthritis. I am currently unemployed but I’m making a little money here and there as a streamer and artist which means that I’m self-employed but my job is just fucking around making cartoons.

- Rejected the Holy Spirit and entered in a covenant with Satan: Prince of Hell and Author of All Lies Forever May He Reign in Blood and Terror.

That’s about it! You got any questions or just wanna say hey, you know where to find me. 

In no particular order and presented without context: A bunch of images from my gaming streams I think are funny. Some images are incomplete because they’re WIP shots I was showing to Eric. 

A sampling of art I’ve done over the last couple years that I’ve been happy with. I gotta put posts on this web site.

Some people may not have heard from me in a while since I haven’t posted on here in forever so this is what I’m up to: I do a video game stream that’s bookended by a live improvised cartoon show starring me and my friend Eric. Right now: We’re trapped in a realm between worlds in a construction trailer we rented while we try to repair OBS and are planning revenge on those who have wronged us. Eric got big Akira arms, so I’m using an electric knife to shave them into gyro meat which we are then going to sell in restaurants. 

Well I Guess It’s Official

I’m back on Tumblr. I really wasn’t sure about this at the start, but a friend of mine said something that just made all kinds of sense. She said, “Think of it more as a conversation.” 

I like that. What I’m already finding out on my own is that it’s really wiping the walls out between you and me and I really like that. It allows us into each other’s worlds - or I-I guess in my case: A secret location on the moon.

And I think about things I wanna post. I wanna post cool stuff. Slick stuff. Neat stuff. But most of the stuff I’m gonna post is gonna be raw stuff like this. This is just who I am. 

So if this is truly a conversation? Then I say let the conversation begin.