Really want to see this

I HAVE BEING SAYING THIS fOR A LONG TIME

To all the Jared Leto haters

I just returned from Camp Mars where we spent the weekend with the band 30 Seconds to Mars–of which Mr. Leto is the lead singer. The fact that he and his band has organized this summer camp two years in a row for their fans is amazing. Trust me, I was there both years.

Jared was concerned with our health and entertainment both weekends. At the opening ceremony this year, we were all sat in the sun, roasting under the midday California heat. He spent a good 20 minutes getting the camp staff to set up umbrellas, pass out waters, and was upset to hear we didn’t have Popsicles. Before the opening ceremony actually started, he was busy being a mother hen to his fans. He didn’t owe us shit. He never had to create this amazing experience for us. And he certainly didn’t have to worry about all 800 of us there roasting in the sun.

That was just the beginning of Jared caring for us.

On the last day of camp, there was a family emergency that pulled both Jared and his brother Shannon away from the entire last day’s activities. Again, they didn’t owe us shit. They very easily could have just sent a generic email or left us hanging without explanation. Did they? No. Jared and Shannon called us from the hospital to apologize for missing the last day of camp. Their voices were tired and cracked and nearly engulfed by the sirens blaring in the background. They had a serious family emergency and did not need to take the time to call their fans. We would have understood.

The tabloids LOVE to exploit and twist minor details. That’s their job–to create drama to sell to the masses. Jared is a private man who allows certain aspects of his personality show in certain situations. If he’s on set for a film, he portrays the character he plays. The man starved himself for his role in Dallas Buyers Club. He walked around dressed as a woman to find his character.

I do not claim to know Jared Leto, but I do know he’s more his true self when he’s with 30 Seconds to Mars. I’ve met him three separate times and have seen him be compassionate, caring, empathic, joyous, creative, dorky, a perfectionist, and (yes) sassy. He’s a man who gives everything he has to his art and to his fans.

So to the haters, I know you’re going to continue to hate, no matter how unwarranted that hate is. I just wish you could understand how genuinely sweet and caring this man is. Congratulations on being a gullible sheep incapable of forming your own opinions and joining the masses to tear down a wonderful, hardworking man. After all he is just a human trying to live his life and make the world a little more interesting.

By Erin Kavanagh

Performed by: Dave Bautista, Lee Pace, Chris Pratt, and Zoe Saldana

Number: “Dance Off”

Choreographers: Improvised by:  Dave Bautista, Lee Pace, Chris Pratt, and Zoe Saldana

Style: Freestyle

From: Guardians of the Galaxy gag reel (2014)

This is the best thing ever

“Engaging conversation.”

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

The ultimate pun

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

BRUH

Nish Kumar, NZ International Comedy Gala 2016

Nish Kumar is brilliant, one of the best satirical comedians working today.  I was lucky enough to catch him doing a monologue for the Now Show, in which he delivered this truth bomb:

“They say a rising tide lifts all boats, which is true – IF YOU HAVE A BOAT.”

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

DON’T TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES EVER.

THIS POST IS SO IMPORTANT I WANT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IN THE WORLD TO SEE IT

This needs to be reblogged. I couldn’t scroll past this if I tried, I got a message like that but not for me, it told me to my friend to kill them self, I was livid! I didn’t answer it because a message like that doesn’t deserve an answer but I don’t see what is so funny about telling someone to kill them selves! I really don’t! It’s sick and it’s wrong. This person though, I take my hat off to you. You taught that bully a lesson.

this.

This will always be number one on the list of things that aren’t okay

Ho-ly shit.

I’ll never not reblog this

If you dare scroll without reblogging this you have no soul…….. i mean you do but reblogging this wont ruin your blog……. please just spread the word.

Please people don’t send anon hate your just hurting yourselves…

One of My online best friends was send anon hate like this. She was a sweetheart, talented, funny. And she was just a middle schooler. Not only was she being cyber bullied, she was being bullied at school and trapped with parents who didn’t support her and didn’t care.

That anon. Pushed. My best friend. Over the edge. She took her own life around November 14th, 2013. I never sobbed so hard in my life because no matter the effort we put in to try and save her from the brink it was no use. I felt guilty for years because I couldn’t do anything more. I don’t even have closure, even after these years.

Bottom line: Do. Not. Send. Anon. Hate.

Not as a joke. Not if you are being serious. Never. There’s no reason. I don’t care.

Do not do it. It’s not funny. Suicide and self harm is not funny, it’s not cute.

Last Week Tonight s02e24

John Oliver discusses sex education

sometimes i forget that morbid, playfully self-deprecating jokes about my mental health are not always appropriate…?? especially around neurotypical people who don’t know how to react. like there’s this awkward pause, this unspoken ‘do i laugh, or…??’, this sort of ‘…dude are u ok’ look they give. and it’s just like, it’s ok, i cope with existential dread through deadpan and/or nonsensical shitpost-esque humor. [thisisfine.jpg]

you’re damn right they have (x)

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