dontvmind

Can’t believe 2020 finally got me to be attracted to a Batman and it’s rpatts’ sleep-deprived, borderline serial killer-lookin ass

the whole batman/midnight sun thing got me back on my robert pattinson shit *i say as if i was ever off of it*

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

I don’t ‘zone out’. Being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.

me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely

so much of late 2000s music was like “we falling in love... in this club... we’re all family... in this club.... we’re having the time of our lives... in this club” like wtf we gotta get back to the club !!!

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

There was a financial crisis

sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name

tennis players yell so loud when they hit. like what’s with all the racquet?

I’m so stoned and this tweet is all I can think about

alignment chart: bookmark edition. tag yourself i’m scrap paper

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

this is metal af

Maggie has got some serious sea legs!

(via Kale Pixey)

I’m fuvking obsessed with this video

She’s just vibing

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

What a time to be alive.

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

My head, or as I like to call it, my suffering dome,