i was afk and came back to the best thing that has ever happened to me in Destiny

Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

am i too late to share my favorites (part 1)

warning for loud noises

humans can be so cute and funny and i love them

ASK ME THINGS

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? 

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

7. What does your last received text say?

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

9. Where was your last kiss at?

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

11. What do you drink in the morning?

12. Where did you sleep last night?

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

20. Does anyone like you?

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

25. In the past week have you cried?

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? 

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

29. Do you think you’re old?

30. Do you like text messaging?

31. What type of day are you having?

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

37. What song are you listening to?

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? 41. When did you last receive a text message? 42. What is wrong with you right now? 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? 44. Does anyone disgust you? 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? 46. Are you in a good mood right now? 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? 48. What color shirt are you wearing? 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? 53. Do you like rain?   54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?   56. Do you like to cuddle? 57. Are you shy?   58. Do you get along with girls? 59. Have you dated the person you texted last?   60. What do you carry with you at all times?   61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?   62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?   63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?   64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?     68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?     69. Do you have any stickers on your car?     70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?     71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?     72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?     73. Do you like diet soda?     74. What color are the walls in your room?     75. Are you 16 or older?     76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?     77. Do you have a job?        78. What are your initials?     79. Did you ever have braces?     80. Are you from the south?    

81. What does your last status on facebook say?     82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?     83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?     84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?     85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?     86. Do you smoke?     87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?     88. Is your phone touch screen?     89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?     90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?     91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?     92. Have you ever made out in a car?     93. …Had sex in a car?     94. Are you single or in a relationship?     95. What were you doing last night at midnight?     96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?     97. Do you like the camera on your phone?     98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?     99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?     100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?     101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?     102. Name your favorite Kesha song:     103. Do you have any tan lines right now?     104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

ask meeeeee

Leave a color in my ask

Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty. Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr.

early 2015

Free lil warlock request on instagram

Master Rahool and the Engrams. Spreading the love in Destiny’s Festival Of The Lost. And dying horribly most of the time in crucible matches because no one knows how to have fun. 8(

I think I scared him

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

what the fuck

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

The second THANOS AND DARKSEID: CARPOOL BUDDIES OF DOOM. Guest starring: Doctor Doom!

Written by Justin Jordan (who has a new issue of Green Lantern: New Guardians coming out this Wednesday and has a new series, Dead Body Road, coming out in December) and drawn by Rafer Roberts (who is currently making Plastic Farm and Nightmare the Rat comics).

You can read the first Thanos and Darkseid here.

warlock proverb, often used at the end of a rant about hunters (via julmdama)

X-Men | Benti Bisson

k so i went to dragoncon yesterday and this exo was honestly the greatest at the destiny photoshoot