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I have become rather fearful I suppose. (via dementedivory)

Pushing Daisies - This show ruined my life

                         Ｅ Ｘ Ｐ Ｅ Ｒ Ｉ Ｅ Ｎ Ｃ Ｅ ：                            that most brutal of teachers.                                      BUT YOU LEARN,                                 my God do you learn.

       for the sake of this being way too long, i’m going to just state here that        i wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for you guys. deadpool here is almost 9        months old. i only recently came back on june 1st and i shot up from         around 150 followers to 1,100+ in about two months and some change.        that’s amazing to me. never thought i’d hit something like that so quickly.        it’s because of my amazing friends and fellow writers that i can really        bring wade out, no matter how crazy and insane that is. made some         incredible new friends, relationships, and even got a girlfriend out of the        deal. so i guess you can say that things are getting pretty serious. so this        goes out to all of you crazy kids who even so dare to write with me. i still        don’t understand why you do — have you seen my muse?

                                           this goes out to my most importants.                                   without them, me and wade would be nothing. 

crazyimpulsive/catherine: my best friend and my reason for my insanity. i couldn’t imagine a world without her by my side. she’s been the reason i dare to both leave and never come back and also stick around this dumb bullshit website. from our petty little arguments to screaming at each other day in and day out for 14 hours at a time, we can never seem to get rid of each other. it’s like we’re drawn to each other……………….. no hetero. she’s my favorite person and will always be my favorite person. only until peter decides to propose finally. she’ll be there when i die and we will probably both be going at the same time. in vegas.

hxwlett/kiel: my literal first person wade spoke to as soon as i came back. it was instant, the chemistry we had. wasn’t long after that that we began talking more and more, getting to know each other outside of writing and then, that turned into mutual attraction. yadda, yadda, yadda, now, she’s my girlfriend. and i love her so very much. hard to believe what you can achieve by talking to someone every night for a month in a row. she’s my canadian princess and i wouldn’t trade her or her logan for anything. i make her watch scary things and make her cry, and she’ll try to get me to play league of legends. and it just works. i love you, baby.

daughterstobeleaders/shelby: the olivia benson to my elliot stabler. whether it’s us bitching about how terrible our favorite shows become or me trying to get her to call me daddy, me and shelby always know how to have a good time. we’ll watch law and order: svu until our eyeballs come out and she’ll keep on pressuring me to make stabler so we can rewrite their entire relationship. i’m just gonna make william lewis and fuck all that up real quick. on some real, shelby always keeps it one hunnit and i love her very much. not only is she my benson, but she’s the allison to my isaac. that won’t ever change.

chaotiicneutrality/caitlyn: my boy, my little lun. i make her giggle with fart noises and creepy other sounds that i can muster up. my favorite stiles because she’s not a fucking pack mom!stiles. so that’s nice. she’s someone i tolerate and love because me and cat do double dates with her and shelby. so that’s pretty cool. no one messes with her unless they wanna deal with deadpool. and me. mostly deadpool because i can’t hit anyone around here. mostly because they’re all chicks and that’s fucked up. this got weird. i love you, caitlun.

motherhxgger/maggie: the spiderdashman to my deadpool. i’ve known maggie for almost, what, a year or so now? we met long ago in a terrible world known as the trait and personification family and we weren’t that close up until i decided to write with her and her spider-man. and just like wade and peter are besties for lyfe ( don’t fight me on that ), me and maggie have become close. she’s funny and amazing at what she does and she’s super cool and shE FUCKING MET BURNIE BURNS AND THAT GRINDS MY GEARS ok i’m good now.

xvdova/cris: i am going to be super nice and say only good things about cris. because cris is amazing and sassy and funny and an incredible writer. even for being as old as she is, she can still hang with the best of them. her natasha is my favorite natasha because her natasha brought wade to the yard. she slays me with the way she pens words and i don’t ever want to be without her. hopefully she won’t be doing replies from the retirement home.

       and now, my assvengers. those i write with and follow because they are        the best of the best of the best, sir. i admire and love every single one of        these crazy motherfuckers. i’m certain i’ll miss someone, but, still —

       A-F:   abamentia agaetliga agentclntbrtn aloneandarmed amazonchampion                  amazingfutzup amoderntragedy anchorlessalpha angrygreen apaidprice                  aranearum arcxreactor aredledger armaniclaws astrigerum atxnement                  axntmay azulprotector beansi biochemisted blacknovas burnoxt                   callmeselina captainxwhizbang charmingrelic codenamews                   colxcheeseburger concussum credencex crescentdarts cursedcards                   cxpt damnedimples dctah decoriis doctoriisms edhelernil fangedbarbie                  fasterladies feigastur ferioism firestarred firebxrd flarkoff flashisms                   freedomriings fromaboxofscraps fromthisabyss

       G-M: genxtic gesaelice gildr gobliophobic goldenjackson graveyxrdgirl                  gxthamprince hacktxvist harlemlullaby harlequinzel hexesinscarlet                 highriisk hillsidegravestone hiroiin hopewoven hraustr hulksdontdoweak                 huntian iknewhxm incurringdebt intxlligent ironcladandinvincible                  ironmxde jdrxw juniorisms keepsmeawake keptmyhairshort                  knowfreedom latrodxctus libertisms liiiability likekevinbacon loremiecit                 luphomoid lxgnen madxmehydra magneticlegacy magnxto                  makehimbleed markofwinter medicisms metamxrphosis miraavx                 mortifxra msmarvel-ous mychxice myturntocarve

       N-T: neverxagain nineliveshardy notarodent odxn oflazarus ofmutants                  ofwiinter onlyslightlysmarter onthevxrge osbxrn padshiy perdxro                 piercingfangs pitynotawidow poeticplant pulledfromhell quippage                 quizzicxl qxill raisedhunter raphieel rcccoon rchardriders redcrowned                 regimesfxll rnover rogersisms runwidowrun rvnin savageclaws                  scionofxel scottiish seafoamxsiren seriadux shieldcap siccushale                 soldatzimy spidervigilante stratiotis tahhden teygja thephoenixknowsme                 theshulkie thxpiemaker tigxrlady tokillabarton tordenvaer toxichourglass                  traineddamsel tranquiscent tritusaugeous tsxrina

       U-Z: undxrstanding undxrfoot untrueselves valiaance virxbonus vxlueofstrength                 vymysel walkingxabovexperdition wandaawilson wardoisms warlikelady                 wasthatnotprocedure weavinghope webdesignxr whoberis winkchain                 xaedificare xcarney xconcealed xgamora xnataliaromanova xnsidiatori                 xornalista xstrange xwebhead yoursaviorhasarrived zenwhoberiss

       thank you all for getting me to where i’m at. i love you all, and feel free to come        bother me and wade with anything. asks, starters, plots, threads, nudes, and        everything else in-between. i love all of you. thanks again, from the bottom of        my heart.

                                                                                                                      — wade wilson.                                                                                                        and his perfect writer, ira.

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Wow, ok to be honest I love making follow forevers! And this is like the first one I’m making for this blog which I just made barely last week I believe…? I’m already at 100+ followers and I just cannot express how grateful I feel to the amazing marvel fandom for giving me such a warm welcome as a new marvel rp blog! I am extremely glad I made this blog even though I had my hesitations at the beginning, and now I just do not regret a single thing!

Thank you very much for following my blog and I sincerely hope you keep doing so! I would love to plot and rp with all of the people below ( if I haven’t already) and I hope I get to interact with all of you soon! ♥

Below are included blogs which I really admire and I hope I can interact with soon, blogs that are just too great not to follow, and blogs which I hold dear to me~~!

The graphic above was made by me~!

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she just really wanted because, from what she had been told, there was no better place in town to find a quality piece of the apple pie she had been so desperately craving; different from her usual alcohol driven cravings that usually plagued her. of course there were children, smaller sized nuisances that she usually avoided, but his pleading look was so near desperation that she let out a groan and cut a clean line through the body bag with one extended claw.

           ” you let a seven year old               get the jump on ya? “

                      ❝  I'll have you know that it was a  gang  of seven year olds                       --  also less  jumping  and  more  dragging to the ground.                                                              They're vicious. ❞

                      now that he's free, he steps out from the pooling plastic of                       the body bag.   a bit like a butterfly from its nestled cocoon.                       a    very    tall,           very    awkward,           gangly    butterfly. 

                      the thought is almost enough to distract him from the claw                       that pries him free. almost. for a moment, he wonders if its                       just another feminine trick    --    a manicure gone extreme,                       something he has no cause to criticize nor comment on --                       but  it  soon  becomes  apparent  that  its  something  else                       entirely. but he still declines comment. that would be rude.                       and besides      --      he's not one to  draw  attention to the                       unnatural.      like  the  fears  of  a  young  boy  towards  the                       monsters  he  knows   surely   lie  under  his  bed   -   if he                        refuses to pay them any attention, then surely -  eventually                       --      they'll simply      go away      and recede back into the                       monochrome  of  memory.      if  he  could  have  any  luck.

                       ❝ Thank you. And sorry - this isn't normally the welcome I                        have planned for customers - but I suppose it was this or                        a      giant      pie      suit.            Maybe  we  both  got  lucky.                                               It really doesn't look good on me. ❞

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