Yo yo yo
playing with colors
Okay so serious question here: I’m thinking about starting an ask blog. Should I do one about a cute character i’ve been developing named Charlotte OR should I do one called ask Marge, your angry neighbor?
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I love how its eyebrows just shoot up when the thing disappears. XD
Source: babyanimalgifs
I’ve been completely inactive for a while, so here’s a little picture I drew of my boyfriend and I
Anonymous asked:
wait tru or false was Nixon a crook
NIXON WAS A BABE OKAY HE GREW UP ON A LEMON FARM LEAVE MY BABY ALONE
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julia-greenhaus
You disgust me
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i love that charles dickens got paid by the word. like i cant even be mad when he’s boring and long-winded bc i would do xactly the same??? i wouldnt use contractions or colours at all. want to say the word red? too bad. we r now only using “the colour of freshly-spilled blood on snow; the hue of the horizon when the sun sets over the deserts of sub-saharan Africa” BOOM guess who can afford 2 eat now: me and my boi dickens
I'm tired of the routine
Hahahahahahahahah this is the most emotional I've been in like months. Every time someone even mentions anything deeper than surface-level conversation I break down. What is even happening right now
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Fear The Man Who Comeths
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My mom just said “who was that science boy…Timmy? Timmy Testosterone?”
She was thinking about Jimmy Neutron
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this is not my dog but oh well it’s cute
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Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.
Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)
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This year I will
1. Release my inhibitions 2. Feel the rain on my skin