Y’all I am cackling

Hold on, I'm not American I gotta search this...

OK this is freaking hilarious

Sometimes I think about lesbian icon renée vivien lauging so hard she had to leave a lecture bc the man was talking about how a book of anonymously published love poetry was the pinnacle depiction of a young man's desire towards women...... but it was her book. She wrote it. About her girlfriend.

Worth noting the girlfriend in question was also present

Wild Heart, Suzanne Rodriguez

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

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For the English speakers, it’s “bite” but written out as if someone’s saying it with their mouth full

shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.

Y’all are just reblogging this at the speed of sound tonight

Since it’s almost valentines day, and this message is about to get hammered in even more, reblogging this again.

when a woman designs an outfit for women VS when men are allowed to do it

Stop letting men do things 2k18

Never not reblogging

Best post ever

Seriously though!!  It’s ridiculous!

Also:

Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here

*vomits up a dinosaur-shaped sponge* alright who switched out my pills

Timothy Olyphant has objectively the best TV resume it’s just Sheriff, Sheriff, Sheriff, Gay Sheriff in Space, and Joel from Santa Clarita Diet

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

once again bernie with the entire mood

if your first thought when you hear me say "i hate leeches" is 'vampires' and not 'landlords' unfollow me. this is a pro-vampire, anti-landlord only zone.

Actually, my first thought was “leeches”, but more power to you