All Dick, No Bullshit

let’s go commit atrocities together 👉👈

This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

The transition from innate human kindness wanting to pass something forward and monkey brain want make chaos is really sharp and sudden.

🎵Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

Turn and face the strange

Ch-ch-changes🎵

A.B.A / Paracelsus

[ Guilty Gear Strive ]

Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

couldn't get this concept to leave me so here

This time, it only took an instant to fall into each other's embrace

this one STILL has me INDECISIVE about my shading so u have both versions <3

Green Day solicit donations for HIV/AIDS organization, 1994

@notahorseindisguise

lovestruck

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

Hua Cheng really said luck may not be on his side but I AM, so if he loses that's against the rules because in MY city law is Xie Lian always wins at everything and the prize is anything he asks for. Argue with the wall or my scimitar and I respect that.

Can you hear me?

MF DOOM's villainous Mac and Cheese recipe

Wear your husbands robe they said. It'll put him in the mood they said.

Smooch smooch❄️💋✈️

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

what the shit does that mean

I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.