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RIP my favorite skate park throw back february
21 BEST VIDEO PARTS OF 2013
the top ten:
1. Bert Wootton - Sequel
2. Tom Knox - Eleventh Hour
3. Ryan Sublette - Depression Session
4. Donovon Piscopo - Chronicles 2
5. Billy McFeely - Solo Jazz
6. Mark Suciu - Search The Horizon
7. Matt Militano - \m/
8. Dalton Jones - I Can See Your Socks
9. Kilian Zehnder - LiveLifeSkate
10. Daryl Angel - Chronicles 2
and eleven more, in no particular order:
Ryan Sublette - Couchlock Odyssey
Ishod Wair - Wair N Tear
Ben Krahn - Wizard Bloody Wizard
Taylor Bingaman - CSFU
Ben Raybourn - Thrasher
Brian Delatorre - Search The Horizon
Ben Kadow - \m/
Danny Brady - Palace
Ben Gore - Magenta
Erick Winkowski - SD to NY
Bob Burnquist - Backyard Progression
top albums of 2013
King Kule - 6 Feet Beneath the MoonLil Ugly Mane - Three Sided Tape Volume One18 Carat Affair - Trauma Based ProgrammingWashed Out - ParacosmThee Oh Sees - Floating Coffin
there should probably be more than five things on here but what do you want me to do, apologize for absentmindedness? i listened to enema of state and milo goes to college two hundred times each this summer, cut me some slack clearly i've got issues
rip bloody webbing, flesh metal laced antsy and vagrant wealth of mind, you can be a bottle opener
I made a new skateboard thing it's mostly horse hockey but maybe you like some of these strange maneuvers who knows
Are you sure you don’t have any more in the back room
Hi, how’s it going!
Yes, yes, long wait
but not so bad;
I’ve got the Nexus.
I’ve come all the way
from Vancouver
just to pick up
some cookie butter.
I know I should have
called on my way
to put a case
of the stuff on hold,
but now I arrive
and what’s this here?
An empty shelf!
I think I might faint.
Us Canadians
like to make plans
for this Monday’s
Holiday, you know.
It’s Armistice Day.
Not sure if you
have anything
like this in the States.
Anyways, my kids,
they love this stuff.
My wife does, too.
Eats it every day.
Are you positive
it’s all sold out?
No more today?
I’m from Vancouver.
We’ve tried the off-brands;
they’re not the same,
so watery.
The kids can’t stand it.
So you’re telling me
tomorrow’s toast
will have to be
spread with something else?
This is just no good.
Are there any
other places
that carry this stuff?
Where’s the next closest
Trader Joe’s to
Bellingham? I’m
on quite the mission.
How far is Everett?
Oh no, oh dear
I can’t swing that.
Oh gosh, oh my gosh.
Do you deliver?
Can you ship some
overnight? No?
I was afraid not…
Hey, thanks for your help.
But just maybe
you could find some
hiding in the back?
Surely there’s a chance
that somewhere in
that big stock room
there’s a misplaced box?
I know crazy stuff
always happens.
Things get misplaced.
It would mean the world,
thank you so much, “Ray.”
Maybe you just
got your shipment!
I’ll just wait right here.
That didn’t take long…
None? Are you sure?
This is no good,
this is not my day.
Well, shoot. What a drag.
Thanks for checking.
Oh, and also
where is your popcorn?
Who knew? A true masterpiece was broken. Is fractured. The whole hectic world. Lives piled high. Industry and thrift. Broken windows. Shattered spaces, urban rubble. You were a bridge collapse. An ocean of wrecks. Running from an altar. Bathing in flames. All expenses paid. Death became her. Somewhere, a fuse blew. Infused with found frustration. Slashed with ferocity. Death became her.
Pilgrimage back to the city of my birth. Wiggums Hollow is fun
Bainbridge brofest and South Park/SeaTac with Ford teamsport.tumblr.com
WM4D might one day be a video but it probably won't, so here's this thing instead
witcha brokeass
First edit of the summer, not filmed in 3D despite whatever I may say
A few days worth of scattered Bellingham skating right before summer happened, we are all guests in the house of West Market
porchuniversity.tumblr.com
Johnny Matarazzo + other humans, ~May 2013