my truest love,

What candy you buy from me at concessions says about you

Swedish fish: you have unaddressed antisocial and narcissistic traits. People in your life are afraid to tell you how they really feel about you

Hot tamales: you’re just plain fucked up

Snickers bar: you’re hungry. Your kids made you see this movie

Haribo goldbears: Manchild/womanchild

Milk duds: you’re normal

Sour patch kids: You lack impulse control

Reese’s cups: You lack dignity

Plain m&ms: You’re an “old soul”

Peanut m&ms: you’re deluding yourself

ok what’s your florence + the machine song. mine is rabbit heart (raise it up)<3

thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

if i dont go completely insane once per day i will go insane

i heard theyre refilling the wet food bowl. not a bad place to get a bite to eat

Earlier today I made a remark that wasn’t necessary

When you type a ^_^ face, looks like she’s smiling while her mouth is in fact a completely straight line. In the old days this was known as illusion magic.

he's catholic. he's australian. he's a doctor. he kissed a nine year old. he's fatphobic. he's into bdsm. he killed a man. he's blonde. i didn't say his name but he popped into your head didn't he

In this big world is there a place for someone as little as me?