if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

like this?

Now tell me this cunt int smooth

this reply kills me 😭

this is "if you can't afford to pay your workers you can't afford to stay in business". I'm sorry, if you can't train your AI without copyrighted material, you have no business doing what you're doing.

If you are using copyrighted material you need to license it and compensate the owner just like anyone else were you born in a barn?

Saw this tweet on Blue Sky yesterday

"20 years ago we were suing teenagers for millions of dollars because they were torrenting a single Metallica album and now billionaires are demanding the free right to every work in history, do that they can re-sell it. The law only ever serves capital."

M*A*S*H | 1.20 - "The Army - Navy Game"

why….why is it so excited about telling me this?

[image transcription: Spanish “¡Sí, yo como arañas!” which translates to “Yes, I eat spiders!”]

mi nombre es Georg y cuando estoy en mi caverna ayer u hoy y una araña hay también la como yo: me gusta bien

@annleckie

We've got both Roger Allam and John Finnemore (plus a few more fun-sounding names) in a "playful and innovative whodunnit"?! Who's been reading my list of impossible birthday gift requests?! Next someone will be telling me about the long-lost and equally good S2 of the original Police Squad!.

To clarify, they are bisexual, not lesbians:

https://twitter.com/fancy_foxtrot/status/1205747696813756416

Still iconic

WHEN DO WE GET THE COMIC SERIES AND/OR MOVIE?

It keeps getting better:

Bonus:

I LOVE BISEXUALS OF THE BLADE

Best freaking title

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

ran out of dog poop bags at the park and the only other dog + owner in sight was this microbully wearing pajamas so i asked the guy for some and he said he didnt have any. and i was 2 seconds from saying "ok your little homonculus doesnt shit??"

artist's rendition

I didn't realise you were describing the dog and thought you'd run into a bully who only bullies other kids a little bit, and who was wearing pajamas

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

Look it has to be SOMEWHERE

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

KAAAAAARRRRLLLL

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

So in the Road to El Dorado...

  Does anyone notice how there’s like, the townspeople, then there’s the High Priests but it’s like, where is the Emperor? All of a sudden, two “Gods” come along and take over now all I can think of is the Emperor being on vacation and coming back like

This is the only valid crossover.

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

yeah and it kicks ass

The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

it’s like i always say: fuck