North Sulawesi Babirusa (Babyrousa celebensis), male, family Suidae, found on Sulawesi and nearby islands in Indonesia
photographs: Oregon Zoo, Masteraah, HarshLight
North Sulawesi Babirusa (Babyrousa celebensis), male, family Suidae, found on Sulawesi and nearby islands in Indonesia
photographs: Oregon Zoo, Masteraah, HarshLight
i was about to caption this “me every time my friends and i are just trying to have a nice dinner” or something like that until i remembered that that is, in fact, the exact situation going on in the full strip
Definitely considering having a grey alien over for dinner
being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right
problemista (2023), dir. julio torres
To apply for a work visa in the United States is to set out on a biblical odyssey through a glacial, bureaucratic process renowned for its voracious appetite for complex and expensive paperwork. About a dozen years ago, comedian Julio Torres began that process. And, to help make ends meet as he waited — there is a lot of waiting — Torres, who is from El Salvador, took just about any menial job he could find.
He served as a translator for parent-teacher conferences and worked as a personal assistant for busy professionals in New York City, where he still lives. At one point he interviewed for a magician’s assistant position only to find out that his potential employer was not a magician but a saxophone player whose gimmick consisted of having a plastic phallus pop out of his instrument. “He had it in a case next to him and he didn’t show it to me,” says Torres of the penis sax, with some regret. He did not get the job.
My profile of Julio Torres is in the LA Times.
Photo by Daniela Spector.
yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.
They also should've been garden gnomes
i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat
The Holdovers (2023) dir. Alexander Payne
bonehilda breakin’ it down.
*releases a single angelic note*
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passages that make you whisper "oh my god"