A snake that’s wide instead of long

Please don’t mind my real fast MS paint version of this.

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

Stranger Things (2016)

I was changing the batteries in the Food God (automatic cat feeder) and the Boyes were very concerned

they are so sweet, their little cries, heartwrenching. appease the Food God quickly human!

the holy grail

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

I CAST FUCK YOU

Translate this meme for me, please.

Beep beep, you uber has arived. What the fuck, Oleg?

The bean thief

greem beam

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