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Rose Tyler Cult Member #69420

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I just don’t fuck with the kind of brainworms that makes someone hate Rose. Please ignore my overzealous 2014 self I just don’t know who that is. Any/All pronouns. The Doctor and Rose are lichrally soulmates and you all need to grow up and accept that!!!
The true DW holy trinity is and will always be Rose Martha and Donna
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Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:

Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.

The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.

“British writer invents time travel and uses it on One Joke”

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on tumblr you can say words such as ‘doctor who is like mythology to me. it’s like an ongoing cosmogonic folktale’ and you will recieve 5 notes from people that are willing to indulge your insanity. in real life you say things like how are the kids and was your holiday fun and the weather’s lovely this morning. and i think that’s beautiful. autism.com/careers

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“I loved Rose in series 1 but” SHUT THE FUCK UP literally no one believes you just say you don’t like Rose bestie you would be so much less annoying if you were honest lmao

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“I’m trying to learn the vocabulary of rope” has the same energy as “I’m trying to resonate concrete”. Thank god the Doctor still has his fundamental priorities straight <3

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Thinking about how meetings between RTD and Disney went.

The Mouse: We’re willing to put Disney Money™️ into your show now. How do you want to use this budget? Epic battles? Marvel-level abuse of green screen technology?

RTD: I was thinking an elaborate goblin musical number

The Mouse: …

RTD: They sing about eating babies.

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You are telling me the doctor stood outside his Tardis like a wet puppy waiting for Ruby to follow him out, got in, had a whole ass OUTFIT CHANGE (the change: same shirt in a different color), and then climbed up the Tardis' zoomies runaways just to STAND THERE AND POSE as he waited for Ruby??

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The Mavity thing is godsent honestly because it's such a good counter argument for future drama. "This story was too silly" on the Mavity show? "This episode went so drastically against canon" an episode of the Mavity show? "That made no sense" on the show where they retconned gravity? "They race-swapped Isaac Newton but he was a real person who was white" you mean the same episode that also renamed the real life concept of gravity?

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