I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

An Apology to the Video Game Boss

I’m sorry that I shot you in your weak point.

When you tripped on the mines,

(that I laid)

Your back was exposed, and on it, the big gleaming eye,

Yellow and bulbous,

That you normally cover with a shield of concrete-hard chitin,

Stared up at the world in panic,

And I blasted it with an electrified shotgun.

In my defense, my cat does the same thing,

Lying supine, her soft underbelly vulnerable to my tickling hands

And she loves me.

The only difference, is that in your world, my hands are guns,

And the only way I know to play with you,

Is to kill you.

A real hunter knows.

SOUNDS LIKE VICTORY TO RAJANG URAHAHAAAA!!

you have been visited by the purple ludroth of good sleep, a restoring slumber and great dreams will come to you if you reply with “Sleep tight, water doggo”

Toot toot

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💧Watery Jiggly Slime💧

Somebody went and invented Ghibli water irl. Good on them

studio jiggly

LEMON BLUEBERRY CREAM CHEESE GALETTE

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Hey Zammy, its me, ur brother

(LONG DOODLE POST SORRY!!!)

“It’s high rank time, Al!”

star guardian vel’koz made for a personal project with a friend! check out the video for the full experience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA9lt6Sfjwc

Metroid x Monster Hunter Crossover. Inspired by the Super Metroid boxart.

This was done before MH4U news but now seems more relevant than ever with the Varia Suit/Zero Suit inclusion. :P

New Metroid Prime and Monster Hunter news at E3 make me so happy. Here’s a throwback to a time when I drew both. :D

No, but seriously, do you know how amazing Vincent Price is?

Not just as an actor, although he was a blast to watch in everything he did.  He’s one of those actors who’s just clearly having a whale of a time, no matter how bad the film is.  He’s just genuinely happy to be there (it makes his villains a particular delight, and he played a LOT of them).

But did you know that he was also on the PFLAG board after his daughter came out to him?  And that he was one of the earliest celebrities to speak out against the silence surrounding the AIDS epidemic?

Did you know that when his daughter came out to him, he admitted to her that it had been difficult for him during his first two marriages, because his wives had not been pleased to find out that their husband was just as interested in men as they were?

That’s right, kids, Vincent Price was BISEXUAL AS FUCK, and it was one of those open Hollywood secrets.  And his wife Coral Browne?  The one he grew old with and wrote cookbooks with and was basically ridiculously sweet with?

Also bisexual as fuck.  They were the queer power couple of Hollywood in the 70s.  His daughter, Victoria, grew up around Rock Hudson and members of the LGBT community.  When she came out, Vincent Price became a board member of PFLAG and was just about the most accepting and awesome dad.

Did you know that Vincent Price played Oscar Wilde in a one-man play, and when it was denounced by anti-gay activist Anita Bryant, he dismissed her right back, saying that Oscar Wilde had already come up with a term for her: a Woman of No Importance?  Because Vincent Price was deliciously witty and an awesome person.

Let me conclude with a quote from his daughter (from this article, where I got a lot of this information):

‘“In a funny way, and I think I’m going to cry, he understood me at 22 better than I understood myself then,” Price concluded. “Of course, he was in his 70s and lived a hell of a lot longer than I had, and he understood that at the end of the day it’s about who and what and how we love. And I have not been a person who has been very successful at conventional relationships, but loving well and loving deeply has been the most important thing to me.”’

Happy birthday, Vincent Price.  You were a gem of an actor, and an even greater human being.

I honestly didn’t know any of this.

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

How do you find $999 on the floor?

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

Fuck it

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

Hi

Wtf why does this work???

…Well, the worst that’ll happen is I look really gullible.

Boy, I love superstition.