im kinkshaming

Dear Future Girlfriend,

I’m going to make you a sandwich.

This seems retarded, right?

See, to most guys, it’s usually the other way around. 

But no. I’m not like that. 

I want to prove to you that I’m not like the sexist guys out there in this world.

You don’t belong in a kitchen, because you belong in my heart.

Sincerely, 

Me.

can’t there be a boob transferring system, like oh you want more boob, i want less boob, here is boob, now we have a twin-like connection and can sense when the other is in trouble

charitiddy

I’ve never seen this full ad I’m happy I did because I just witnessed Hilary swiping this bitch bald

when i get a new obsession i consider it my civic duty to drag as many people down with me as i possibly can

my kids: omg you were alive when Britain left the EU?? thats something my textbooks talk about what was it like me: i was looking at memes about it

me as hell

no offense but let bisexual girls talk about boys like… y'all praise us when we gush about other girls but when we mention a cute boy y'all call us straight… like how do you expect bisexuals to feel comfortable with themselves if you only show validation for part of their attraction?? it just doesn’t make sense??

now that this has notes i just wanna add that calling bi girls ‘lesbians’ when they talk about girls is equally gross

I’M DEAD 😂

the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth

where’d you hear that

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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👏 you’re 👏 not 👏 a 👏 true 👏 yang 👏 fan 👏 if 👏 you 👏 don’t 👏 cut 👏 off 👏 your 👏 arm 👏

don’t you mean:

👋 you’re 👋 not 👋 a 👋 true 👋 yang 👋 fan 👋 if 👋 you 👋 don’t 👋 cut 👋👋 off 👋 your 👋 arm 👋

“ur fly is down” i say to my friend. he looks at his zipper, but i was actually referring to his pet fly. it seemed pretty upset