me in the kitchen at 1 am

Add in your own language

English: I love you Slovak : Milujem ťa Finnish: Panisin Slovenian: Ljubim te Danish: Jeg elsker dig Portuguese: Amo-te Tagalog: Kantotan tayo Punjabi: Panchod chup kar Somali: Dhillo iska amus Arabic: انتا حمار Spanish: quiero que te ahogues con mi pene Bangla: Tumi ekta kuthar bacha Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu Hindi: Mein ghadhe ka bacha hoon Pashto: spey pashante khkarey Urdu: Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai Tamil: Po da mairu pudungi Malayalam: Patti kazhuda de mone Kannada: Nind tale nal gobra thumbide Telugu: Nee muddilo manta petta Azeri: Seviram Sani Russian: иди на хуй (idi na houy) Bosnian: Mrš u pičku materinu Marathi: Mi tula prem karate/karato Kurdish: Ez te hezdikhem Chinese: 你是个混蛋 Greek: είσαι μαλάκας (ise malakas) German: Opfere mir dein Erstgeborenes Swedish: Ät min röv Romanian: Te iubesc Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg Polish : Kocham cię French : je veux m'étouffer sur ta bite Lithuanian: Aš myliu tave Korean: 사랑해 (sa rang hae) Hungarian: szeretlek Dutch: Blijf met je vieze tengels van mijn fiets af Italian: sei un caga coglioni Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך Estonia: Ma armastan sind Latvina: Es tevi mīlu Croatian: volim te Japanese: あなたのチンコと遊びたいです。 Latin: amo te Turkish: Seni seviyorum

the tag thing is strong with this 

THE SWEDISH ONE SAYS “EAT MY ASS” IM AHDHDGDHFHHG

OH MY GOD THE SPANISH AND BANGLA ONES AHAHAHHAHA I WILL TELL U RITE NOW THEY ARE N O T “I LOVE YOU” XDDD

Latin is like the one that’s correct it actually says I love you

RPG’s be like

I’m offended

I CANT EAT BECAUSE IM LAUGHING TOO HARD

@mastersamson88

Is this the same show with the guy who licks his own poisoned blade & just immediately dies?

Yeah. It’s called Yūsha Yoshihiko, or The Hero Yoshihiko.

Thanks & reblogging answer so others can also look it up.

@onewonderfulbug

us

January was a tough year but we made it

Come on, Wade. Language.

you know, it is not very often that I see a gif and experience this strong a desire to put my hand into it.

Glad I didnt miss this

women have every reason to become insane and unhinged. men have zero (0) reasons. and yet they all are 

my fave thing about alligators is that evolution was just like.. “yeah that’s fine” and left them for 80 million years

My favorite thing about evolution is that it’s tried to make crabs on at least 4 different occasions independently of previous species

so this IS peak performance

*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend

If you’ve never listened to your favorite song full blast in complete darkness with your eyes closed you’re missing out bro

This is what true friendship is like.

Graveyard - Halsey 

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way