lost text posts - 11

hey girls did you know that. um. your fucking faves could never have this much chemistry day one.

Guys I’m going to be so bare naked ass honest with you we had a house fire tonight and I was standing in the kitchen with the flaming stove reading the Wikipedia page for fire

(via @microwaiver)

This is a cinematic masterpiece

Reblog to cry about the Loki finale

I’ll start

LOKI SERIES / SEASON ONE & TWO

God I love watching people trying to do math

how many years have they been professional youtubers and they're still using a cardboard box as a laptop stand

“I survived dnp hiatus!” cool now try surviving dnp consistently uploading

y'all are wild the last episode was amazing

honestly in retrospect it's really funny how much i didn't expect the reaction to...the thing. like, don't get me wrong, what's happening is definitely overkill no matter which way you slice it, but i'm talking about more than that. i finished the finale and i loved it. yeah, it could've used like...five more minutes of breathing room but other than that i was completely satisfied. and i remember booting up tumblr thinking everyone else was going to just as happy as if i hadn't spent the past year and a half in this fandom knowing what it's like! as if i shouldn't've been aware of the backlash it was going to get! i really logged on to here at 2:30 am on Thursday thinking "i'm sure everyone's reactions are going to be just as positive as mine :)". i literally became this meme.

This is a problem the writers of the Simpsons have had to deal with - the Simpsons are late 80s, early 90s poor. They have two clunker cars, they live in a house that's old-fashioned and has crappy furniture because they can't afford to redecorate. Their TV is ancient. Their neighbors have visibly better stuff than they do, and when they shop they have to buy the bargain brands.

But their lifestyle now seems wildly out of reach to most modern kids! They have two cars! A big three bedroom house! Only one of the parents has to work! They have 3 whole children who they can afford to feed and clothe on a single income! It's an impossible dream life for most people today.

I will not rest until I figure out how they made the car fly in bttf broadway because what the fuck