dumbledore for rio 2016

i’m sorry i’m reblogging again, but like where did dumbledore learn to swim like that? are we to assume that dumbledore lowkey swims in the lake at Hogwarts and outswims the Giant Squid or something? is that why he’s on speaking terms with the merpeople living in the lake? so they can let him practice his Michael Phelps-like perfect breaststroke? if so, there must be groups of students that secretly watch him, bc teens are weird. these are questions that will keep me up tonight, kayla.

are we to assume that dumbledore has a ripped swimmer’s bod under that fab clothing? dumbledore disguised as a hogwarts student: i heard that dumbledore has an 8 pack. that dumbledore was shredded.

I can’t decide if I feel more disturbed or enlightened

If you can teach a dog the meaning of the word no, it shouldn’t be a difficult concept for men

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

lorelai gilmore + life lessons

my goal is to watch so many more movies so i understand every reference ever

please don’t call eyes “orbs”

u have beautiful spheres

 beautiful sight melons

nice face balls

When you look into my ocular organs they shine Because they’re reacting to the stimulus most likely to be mine

Ohh, you make me feel all porous inside

looking at the messages you wrote when you were emotionally weak like

IF THIS AINT ME HOLY FUCK

@ parents who dont let their kids dye their hair: why r u so afraid of ur kid looking cool

Really Big Coin Skrekkøgle

This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.

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what the fuck

Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all.

how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building 

determination