This is much better. 

These glasses are disgusting and his look for this promo hurts my soul . WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY CHANNIEBUTT?!

the thing hoseok does when he’s half rapping half singing and it gets everyone hot and bothered

@hyungbutt -- why am i feeling things?  I didint ask for another group - I successfully avoided this for so long!

how can you not reblog this

I have finally found the source of my sarcasm. Thanks, Pixar

Imagine You're a K-Pop Idol!

Tagged by: No one! But I thought this would be hilarious~

1. Company You Belong To: tbh I’m SM trash so SM Ent.

2. Your Stage Name: I’d probably go by or “Cherry” since it’s kinda close to how “Chelsea” would sound if you replace “sea” with just the “ee” sound (in a korean accent, that is). But I guess I could always go by “Cheonsa” now because of my tattoo lol

3. Position in the Group:  I’m not super good at just one thing, instead I’m only slightly better than average at everything. So kinda like how Key is, I would just be the second for everything (singing, rapping, dancing, modeling, acting, etc etc) lol.

4. Role in the Group (i.e. happy virus, umma/appa, etc.): I would TOTALLY be the innocent/wholesome/softspoken, yet sassy and somehow super wise maknae 👍

5. Your Idol Best Friend: OKAY TBQH I betcha I’d probably become besties with Yongguk in a hot minute. He’d like me cause I’m a lot like him and I’d love him since he’d be like a wise older brother. But then we’d probably get shipped together a lot lmfao.

6. Special Skill That You’d Do on Variety Shows: English, obvs. Actually I’d probably be like the Jackson of the group and know like 39846 languages lol. Also I’m flexible so I’d like… do advanced yoga poses and shit lmfao

7. Signature Hair & Clothing Style (AKA Airport Fashion): Going the route I am now, I would ~always~ have crazy colored hair. Clothing wise I’d be the most basic dressed idol lol like we’re talkin’ jeans + tees. My hair is enough of a style lmfao

8. Personality Quirk That Would Get Turned Into a Fandom Inside Joke: Probably how I show my affection with insults lmfao (ex: my tumblr tags lol)

9. Nickname That You’d Have for Your Fans: If I went by “Cherry” it’d be “Cherry Bomb” for sure. If I went by “Cheonsa” it’d probably be “Halos” or something. BETTER YET I’d call ‘em Clementines because Halos is a brand of Clementines lmfao

10. Your Fellow Members (AKA tag some friends & give them positions!): @mdsunnyleeharrison: would be the deep & super artsy member of the group; basically like the female T.O.P @sometimesnoona: would be the lead vocal no doubt. Has a super classy & glamorous style @illusionedwinter: would be maknae line with me and be mischievous as hell ahaha @2h4 / @seungrifeels: The leader for sure. Not so much the “umma” of the group as she would be the chill & rad Aunt lol

I TAG:

The people above aaaand~

@tokkijpg | @gukkielover | @moe-game-too-strong | @forty-nights | @louisianne-kpop | @vangtanbovs | @chanaticism | @orangexmelon | @poser-in-a-parka | @safeteazone

THIS SHIT WAS SO HILARIOUS TAG ME IF YOU DO THIS I WANNA READ YOUR ANSWERS <3

HAHA~ This is hilarious.  I will have to provide you with my answers later. 

Our group would be so awesome tho! (and thanks for naming me lead vocal booboo)

Let’s all take a moment of silence for anyone who has to work retail the next couple of months.. And please remember that as busy as the holiday seasons are, and you might be in a hurry, your cashier/other employees are working really hard to make you happy and also have feelings like you. 🙏🙏

Because I ended up making this one for you too @sometimesnoona lol

Omg you didnt. And with that song. I'm dead bestest!

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND READ THIS RIGHT NOW

every time I turn on the TV or go online or read a headline

same

Yes.

Maybe I should come back and use tumblr again?  Anyone still around?  What’s going on here?  hmmm…..

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Haha. Hey girl? How's it going?