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let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.
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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
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can't stop thinking about that one tweet that says "there's starbucks in egypt?" in response to the news of egypt's success in boycotting starbucks
many people don't know this but there are starbucks in the middle east except that they're placed strategically so as to be just as far away from civilization as to ensure that by the time visitors travel deep enough into the desert for it, their steps start getting unsteady and the camera starts wobbling from the heat and they just barely have enough strength to drop to their knees at the oasis and start lapping at the white chocolate mocha blended iced frappucino lake
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Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system
marcille iis in a survival horror story
Chilchuck is in The Office
Senshi is in Stardew Valley
And Laios is in. Well he's in dungeon meshi.
What's Falin in?
the dragon
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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people
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i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life
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Regent’s Brilliance
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i have made embarrassingly little progress on listening to COUNTER/Weight since the last piece of fan art I drew like six months ago, but I’m working on it. In the meantime, here’s Aria!
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Adiv'aan
I reinstalled SWTOR the other night to roll Yet Another Twi'lek Smuggler. So meet!! Adi!!
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ough to be a cat sleeping in a dandelion field. eepy sleepy
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Loving the dungeon meshi anime so far! The manga is one of my favorite of all time and I encourage everyone to read it
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FUCK I'M SORRY
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were under assault by ratmen molemen dogmen birdmen wolfmen beetlemen and scorpionmen
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Green pot with plant - Elena Climent , 2020.
Mexican, b. 1955-
Oil on linen on bord, 8.5 x 11 in.
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A patron of terrible things. Face of the void, head of the sun. Finally finished this guy!
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With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.
- Tumblr was made by David Karp and we call him Daddy around these parts (^///^)
- You are not safe from fandom-gif attacks ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
- Speaking of fandoms, the tumblr fandoms are always ready to grab their [object] and go to war against the Beliebers ╰(*°▽°*)╯
- The only safe refuge from fandom tumblr is with hipster tumblr. If you can get a cool alt-girl to take you under her wing, you might be safe... for now (●'◡'●)
- You will watch the first episode of Supernatural... and then you're part of the Winchester family. (Or if you skip right to season 4, we don't blame you. It's where Destiel starts (*/ω＼*))
- This is not a glomp-free zone ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
- Use missing e. It's the only way to make Tumblr useable on Internet Explorer (this is the most popular browser and you're probably using it right now) :-D
- Our only adult-supervision is John Green... and even then does that REALLY count as supervision? DFTBA! φ(゜▽゜*)♪
- Just this once, everyone lives. It's bigger on the inside. Elementary, my dear Watson.
- If you see Misha Collins staring at you, the polite response is "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." O.O
- I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights, and yours should too (14 gifs of Sherlock and The Hobbit)
- Tumblr will teach you more about the world than you'll ever learn in school. ○( ＾皿＾)っ
- Tread carefully... we have teh yaoiz O.o. Oh you don't know what that means? Well let's just say... it's full of lemons here.
- If you see Hannibal Lector in a flower crown, tell him it looks very nice. His boyfriend Will Graham made it for him. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
- Do not enter the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.
*choking gurgling blood dripping from my nose choking and gurlging on the blood pouring out of my nose*
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