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This Is All Going To Shit

@mikesecurityguardatfazbears / mikesecurityguardatfazbears.tumblr.com

Not really used often but um... hi? You can ask me questions or stuff I guess.
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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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dat-soldier

I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

The origins of the mission status: sick image

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“I don’t want you to be hopeful, I want you to feel fear” this girl is 43 levels of metal

If you don’t reblog this you are DEAD to me.

This is Greta Thunberg. She is an activist for comprehensive climate change policies and action. She is a nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize. She’s 16. She’s remarkable.

Yes indeed!

Source: youtu.be
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Parent: yells at and threatens child over a mistake

Child: doesnt want to spend time with them afterwards

Parent:

Parent:*yells at and threatens child over a mistake*

Child:*doesn’t want to admit their mistakes and starts keeping secrets from their parent*

Parent:

parent: *yells at and threatens child over them self-harming*

child: *doesn’t talk to parents about their issues and feels worse*

parent:

Parent: *attributes all their child’s achievements to god and all the mistakes to the child*

Child: *actively avoids academic achievement and becomes an atheist*

Parent:

THAT LAST ONE IS WHY I STOPPED ATTENDING CHURCH AFTER I STARTED THERAPY.

Parent: *uses personal info,told to them in confidence as ammo to make child feel bad*

Child: *never tells the parents about how they feel or their personal insecurities*

Parent:

wow this tea is exceptionally tasty tonight thank you

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Please reblog if you play a character who is 30 years of age or older

I don’t care if it’s an OC or a canon character, and while I play a human, I don’t care if your fandom isn’t but for the love of god, why is everyone in their twenties? Give me some mid thirties or even some fourties. Hell, throw me some silver foxes. Please.
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Hey I’m gonna start a new ask meme: Come into my inbox and tell me what you think my “Type” is

HEHSGUSBE PLS Y'ALL D THIS I’M BEGGIN YOU

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My sister just walked into my room, grunted “oil” and promptly collapsed on the floor

Fuck she got possessed by america

pls it died for like a week this can’t come back

dear god if it’s one of those “reblog every wednesday posts” I mind as well die right now

Reblog every wednesday guys

meanie

Reblog every wendsday guys

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Is it Wednesday?

Nope

iiiiit’s wednesday!!!

oh, yeah, it is

Yep

Yup

fuckin Wednesday

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My sister just walked into my room, grunted “oil” and promptly collapsed on the floor

Fuck she got possessed by america

pls it died for like a week this can’t come back

dear god if it’s one of those “reblog every wednesday posts” I mind as well die right now

Reblog every wednesday guys

meanie

Reblog every wendsday guys

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toaster-120

Is it Wednesday?

Nope

iiiiit’s wednesday!!!

oh, yeah, it is

Yep

Yup

fuckin Wednesday

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