in love and death

me when someone asks me literally anything:

walter white when skylar asks him why the fuck hes hanging around with methheads

If i were mr beast id post my cock leaking pre and then disappear forever

Maybe to you

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

i’ve literally been here the whole time

I’m a man now

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

i forget that biden has an actual wife and isn't married to kamala harris sometimes

im shaking i've never been more terrified of an image in my life i've never wished more that something was actually false but it's real this is a nightmare world we live in

………… love u siken

Wow

clickbait sports thumbnails might be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

I made a little zine!

You can download and print it yourself here

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

she let me hit because i am devastatingly sincere

Please stop making fun of my big, wet, disgusting eyes. They allow me to see shrimp and other small prey in the darkness of the abyssal plain.

Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic

I saw the "AD BLOCK IS NOT ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE" popup on YouTube only for it to immediately disappear within a half second. I felt like a lady being shielded by the great knight sir Firefox from a terrible bowmans arrow.

sorry, I'm busy looking for love in everything. yes it's gonna take all day.