Anonymous asked:
Imagine a flaming van.
Oh NO!
Anonymous asked:
Imagine Sniper ending up with massive wings growing from his back and not only does he use them to his advantage to keep people at a distance from him, but when in a large enough crowd or if he's overwhelmed he'll just hide himself in the wings and grumble.
Imagine Sniper in all his lankiness accidentally bumping the others with his wings when he goes to turn around
Anonymous asked:
imagine Sniper doing a New Zealand style haka before going into battle!
Sniper being a true Aussie knows that New Zealands native Maori people are very different to Australias aboriginal people, and using their cultural heritage would be Yikes! I’m sure he’d prefer something more Australian, like crushing a Victoria Bitters on his forehead as intimidation
Anonymous asked:
Imagine sniper snarling and growling at everyone.
Anonymous asked:
Imagine sniper learning Canadien french just to piss off spy (A lot of people from France don't like Canadien french because it's "slang" french)
ohh i love this, of COURSE he would
Imagine one of the mercs walking in on sniper sleeping in his van, cuddled with a giant Kuala teddy bear and finding nemo credits playing on Netflix.
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AAHAHSAKK IT IS TRANSPARENT! DRAG HIM WOHOOOHOOO
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@backups-hq “magnificent creature”
Anonymous asked:
Imagine Sniper being brought to Hooters and realizing he sorely misunderstood the concept.
:(
Anonymous asked:
imagine sniper complimenting his reflection in the mirror as he slicks his hair back
Of course he does, why wouldn't he?
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What would be the Mercs' reactions to modern-day internet and memes and the likes.
Medic: ENDLESS KNOWLEDGE AND ACCESS TO MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE AND SUPPLIES. DEEP WEB ORGAN SALES.
Soldier: orders 500 MREs and all day watches videos in the weird part of youtube. doesnt even know what a meme is but keeps making them.
Heavy: Skype nearly makes him cry. he can actually SEE his family and talk to them to. has a little lap top way to small for his hands and carries it around showing his family to everyone and introducing them,
Demo: SO many phone calls from the FBI because he keeps googling ‘how to make a stronger bomb’ and the like.
Spy: old man trying to use a fancy computer. types with his index fingers.
Scout: shit poster. his facebook profile pic is a cannabis leaf unironically decorated with Blingee.
Sniper: gets really into nature videos and Netflix. has the best wifi so he can watch blue planet in a tent.
Engie: has one of those youtube channels where he puts stuff in a compressor just to see it break.
Pyro: Edge lord, keeps flipping bottles, vine star, becomes god of youngest generation
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So when this happened:
It means that Sniper knows. Not just like he has a little hypothesis, but it means that he genuinely knows that Spy is Scout’s dad.
This means that him and Spy have discussed this.
It means that Spy, who won’t even show his face, has opened up enough to Sniper to tell him this.
And that Sniper kept that secret.
I LOVE THIS COMIC
Imagine sniper going to the beach in a speedo
Imagine sniper looking really good in a dress, with the long legs
Anonymous asked:
imagine Sniper getting so high he visits Pyroland
Anonymous asked:
Imagine Sniper in a music throw-down with demoman