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@theblondebitch / theblondebitch.tumblr.com

Yo! The name is JULIA I'm 27 years old. I am also Canadian. I could be sleeping right now, but I'm probably listening to BTS.
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Any Media: shows rape and other violence towards women, kills them off for shock value, etc.

Cis Men: a billion reasons why it’s justifiable, realistic, she had to die, and anyway this is fiction why are you so upset???

Any Media: shows a woman flipping that power structure on its head, sticking up for herself, or even just slightly inconveniencing a man.

Cis Men: this unspeakable violence is terrible and evil and cannot be allowed to stand!!! Imagine if someone did this in REAL LIFE! Don’t you know fiction influences reality? What kind of role model is that for children, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

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bombing

girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack

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stoicsilence

found batman forever on my front lawn

there are some dvds in the ditch at the end of my front lawn

could these be the missing batman films?

no, it’s superman 3 and 4

theyre both superman 3 and 4

the plot thickens

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i neglected to mention it in the original post, but the original dvd case i found only contained 1 dvd that included the films batman forever and batman and robin while the other 2 movies in the series batman and batman returns were missing

this morning i saw something in front of my neghbours house across the street from me

it was what looked like a dvd

again i thought

maybe its the missing batman films

or maybe its 3 dvds

oh

its 3 more copies of batman forever/batman and robin

great

WHO IS DOING THIS

no idea what this movie even fucking is

blu-ray this time? fancy.

what are these supposed to be

oh

well ive been meaning to see rogue one sometime

wonder if theyll still work

MY MOM IS BEING TARGETED TOO

so

i should probably be dating each update to this but i guess the original reblogs have their dates included

perhaps i could analyze the data and find a pattern

for now i have 2 more superman quadrilogies

interestingly enough inside one of the superman movie cases was actually 3 dvds

there was another copy of superman ¾

if you recall in a previous update i had already found 3 discs of superman ¾

the count has gone up to 6 superman ¾ discs while only just today finding 2 superman ½ discs

who owns these dvds all in bulk

why are they being separated only to be disposed of in pairs or threes in front of my house

im sorry this has been such an obscenely long post but i have a feeling its only going to get longer from here on out

this is a real life creepy pasta

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togglepop

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

why have i never known about orange

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.

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someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

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lohver

today my prof said to my class “you don’t truly love someone until they’ve hurt you and you still think of them as the greatest person in the world. Love is the most violent act.” ok ok ok

men are so fucking weird and scary? don’t let any man ever convince you love is supposed to be painful or violent. don’t let any man justify his wrongful actions by saying they’re just part of what True Love is.

This is such toxic fuckery and it’s propped up by so many of our famous love stories, songs, movies, etc. Are relationships work? Sure. Does love take effort? Mmhmm. But don’t let Professor Gaslight or any other person tell you that love only exists if you’re actively and enthusiasticly letting someone treat you like shit. FuuuUUuuUuck that.

Source: lohver
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I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

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