discarded pineapple

first women president

The shyest bug ever has perished in secret.

ooo…. lady gagita

Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew

dark ouside huh? :) thats because its winter now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world

:)

stupid fucking slut hour 

happy stupid fucking slut sunday

Spongebag!

you people will reblog anything

imagine getting banned from social media for saying what snape did to dumbledore

what did he do to dumbeldore

he fucked that old man

namjoon waiting for you at the bar ♡

he is literally leaving

Uh oh sisters! *cuts the chain holding up the chandelier, sending it careening into the audience*

This sounds like something that would happen in Icarly

the post was about Phantom of the Opera but this comment killed me where I stood

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

First’a night on the job, everyone!

Why are they moving.

everyday of my life i think about the time my friend thought the main character of ace attorney was named Ace Attorney

Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

Or

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.

bold of you to assume im not

THATS IT THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

birdy.., !’

Yep that's what it's like

This is genuinely what my mind looks like this is exactly what my fucking mind looks like

aplatonic genie moodboard

certified iconic post