Why don’t male musicians dress cool and extravagantly and weird anymore? Don’t y'all now you’re performers? Why do y'all just wear khaki pants and flannels with the buttons all the way up? Where’s your disco outfits? Where’s your hammer pants? Why aren’t y'all out here looking like Liberace or Elton John? Where is your David Byrne big suit? Why’re y'all charging so much for people to see you wearing t shirt and shorts? Where are the iconic musician outfits that people used to love to dress like?
My boy Harry Styles is out here in pink floral Gucci suits so …
harry if ur reading this i love u u beautiful bitch
Never let this die
niall at a wedding: [tries to cover his tiddies] harry at a wedding: [to his tiddies] let’s go girls
KIWI
harry after starring in a critically acclaimed, oscar contender, war epic directed by christopher nolan, pitching the idea for kiwi: so…… like…. a battle….. but with baked goods, kids, and puppies?
HE PUT HIS HUGE ASS HANDS OVER THE PUPPY TO PROTECT HIM
HIM PROTECT THE PUPPY
why Harry lookin like he getting interviewed for the 74th Annual Hunger Games
Why does this look like the training scene they go through in the Hunger Games
any venue: no flags allowed
harry:
when she’s alone she goes home to some house plants
in her sweatpants
shes such an eggplant