what were dora’s bedtime wishes

don’t listen to the map next time dora

At the groceries store

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

Every house in the US has gender nuetral bathrooms, but no one freaks out about it.

Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??” but then a second later I’ll be like “Am I just a straight person lying to myself???” Its like I forget my own orientation exists

succ confirmed

THATS NOT A CAT THATS A FLUFFY SQUEAKY TOY

could be us 

“why does that make me want a boyfriend?” - my friend

Me n @anxioussliceofpie rn

@duskbaz

WHAT

THE

FUCK

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS