cool

If I could only relive that time

a toxic dad in a tv show: *cries and shows vulnerability, in order to evoke sympathy*

me, unfazed: die

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

ya cant be afraid of the demons if you think theyre kinda hot

carl wheezer research

whoever wrote the personality description was fucking fuming

tfw you only have time to play animal crossing at 3 AM when everything’s closed

JUST GO TO THE DS SETTINGS AND CHANGE THE TIME SMH YALL R SO DUMB

please don’t lie to isabelle

nooo bernie look out !!!

DIRECT ACTION

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you...talking to the cockatoo

me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*

me to me:

me rn