i’m familiar with self care

Brian with his Fender Jazzmaster, named “goddess”, (x)

Never judge a book by it’s cover

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

Hahahha “are you guys alright?” “MEHHHHHH”

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The first scene in every early 2000’s high school movie.

need to buy ants in bulk looking to buy big healthy ants for my ant pit please reblog with your best offer I need these ants very fast

i have 58 tons of ants sitting in cargo containers by the docks. great big ones please i need to sell these ants. offering very cheap prices.

My budget is $50000 I am willing to allocate 75% of this to ant allocation the rest is for large shovels how much ants will this buy me

for you i have a special deal. i sell you 35 tons of ants and i’ll even throw in a crate of rats, no charge.

fool… the rats will… simply eat the ants… it is a fools bargain i won’t accept these ants. what kind of fool do you take me for? the deal is off

you idiot. you fucking ingrate. the rats are kept seperate from the ants. if you’re going to slander my humble ant business i believe you are not worthy of purchasing from me. good day sir.

please reconsider. i spoke with haste these rats are fine, maybe honorable, I have been scammed by these men who claim the rats are supplementary to the ants, but I’ve never seen such things. Rats have too much pride. The ant is humble and is less easily upset than a rat. the rats will act as a deterrent, to keep intruders from crushing the precious ants

i will allow this, but only once. expect the ants at your domicile by the morning and do not disrespect my honest work ever again.

Remember; there is magic in process. Your morning feel good orange juice is a daily ritual for joy. Making your bed is a dedication to a clear and calm mind. Walking to work or school every day is a statement of your intent to pursue your future. Nothing is meaningless.

i love love dark eyes bc when sunlight just hits em right its like ur a lucky one chosen to see this magical secret city where u get to see such a range of beautiful deep ambers honeys browns specks of cool dark spots and thats just incomparable to anything else

this makes me like my eyes even more