So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL.

My last two brain cells

LMAOOOO

Kingdom Hearts??? More like

Mark Hammil is in like five episodes of Avatar Lat Airbender, has maybe 50 lines of dialogue max, and STILL gives the performance of his fucking life.  Like Good Gosh.

we never really got many ozai scenes in order to keep him veiled yet terrifying especially until his face reveal in season 3, but the way mark delivered his lines runs chills down your spine. like o dang he really did that

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

God, I fucking LOVE the color of the sky

sign her now 

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.

Watching this makes me happy

I did not see that coming

yoooo

This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

yeah, hot wings, sure

wlw stands for Women Loving hot Wings

Me when I see hot wings

Just gals loving hot wings

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

this is literally so fucking funny

I always think of this

please listen to ronald mcdonald saying that we are all kin

Why does this look like the wild thornberrys

This video implies Ronald McDonald is a species

i absolutely hate this

Egyptian God